FML : Today, I woke up next to the girl I had drunk intercourse with last night. Before we got it on, I noticed a package of birth control pills on her nightstand....

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Today, I woke up next to the girl I had drunk intercourse with last night. Before we got it on, I noticed a package of birth control pills on her nightstand. Because of this, I felt no need to use a condom, or pull out. When I woke up, I noticed those "pills" were actually a makeup case. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By prayforme - / Wednesday 11 November 2009 01:52 / United States

Intimacy

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By SMG227 | 0

#665453 - Wednesday 11 November 2009 9:04

YDI for calling it "intercourse"

By buddy51 | 23

#665516 - Wednesday 11 November 2009 10:20

Welcome to the wonderful world of AIDS!

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By SMG227 | 0

#665453 - Wednesday 11 November 2009 9:04

YDI for calling it "intercourse"

greendaygirl999 | 5

#966292 - Monday 22 March 2010 9:03

Ahaha I agree with 1

greendaygirl999 | 5

#966293 - Monday 22 March 2010 9:05

Also YDI for having your username be "prayforme" when it was your own fucking fault. Not even the pope would pray for you

My2864 | 1

#1022047 - Monday 7 June 2010 1:34

1- you disabled all comments cuz you couldnt be more right

Clare420 | 0

#1023689 - Tuesday 8 June 2010 7:28

yep! thank god for plan B pill!!

Gfrigo | 1

#1035566 - Saturday 19 June 2010 3:25

looks like ur gonna have to pull a hit and run or smash and dash...

TheOptimist | 0

#1717327 - Thursday 18 November 2010 8:09

I would laugh if she was on the pill anyway, and she still got pregnant. Do packets of the pill really look that much like a make up bag?

Ketchup_Castle | 30

#3237045 - Monday 5 September 2011 3:23

Haha, agreed.

By sonicmega | 3

#665457 - Wednesday 11 November 2009 9:06

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

MrCatman1125 | 2

#5134594 - Saturday 10 November 2012 9:28

He didn't rape her.

GnaR_KiLL5150 | 12

#6089431 - Tuesday 14 October 2014 15:24

Where did you get rape from?

shay_serendipity | 29

#6120419 - Monday 17 November 2014 3:38

Besides the whole 'rape' thing, where the fuck did you get raping babies from??

Metzfactor | 5

#7556826 - Thursday 26 October 2017 2:44

rape?

By anonacs | 0

#665458 - Wednesday 11 November 2009 9:07

Morning after pill if your that concerned.

By Harrywhat | 0

#665471 - Wednesday 11 November 2009 9:14

Smooth move Romeo.

natsaysheyyy | 16

#5404166 - Wednesday 13 March 2013 22:02

OP, seriously? What if she had an STD? YDI times a million!

By Bloodknight | 22

#665479 - Wednesday 11 November 2009 9:28

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

By boog_fml | 7

#665483 - Wednesday 11 November 2009 9:30

stupid!

By veliki | 0

#665505 - Wednesday 11 November 2009 9:58

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

By buddy51 | 23

#665516 - Wednesday 11 November 2009 10:20

Welcome to the wonderful world of AIDS!

By Shegs | 0

#665519 - Wednesday 11 November 2009 10:33

congrats daddy!!!

By alphaxzero | 0

#665524 - Wednesday 11 November 2009 10:42

awwww snap! u got the AIDS!

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