By prayforme - 11/11/2009 01:52 - United States

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Today, I woke up next to the girl I had drunk intercourse with last night. Before we got it on, I noticed a package of birth control pills on her nightstand. Because of this, I felt no need to use a condom, or pull out. When I woke up, I noticed those "pills" were actually a makeup case. FML
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SMG227 0

YDI for calling it "intercourse"

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buddy51 23
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Welcome to the wonderful world of AIDS!

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SMG227 0

YDI for calling it "intercourse"

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greendaygirl999 5

Ahaha I agree with 1

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greendaygirl999 5

Also YDI for having your username be "prayforme" when it was your own fucking fault. Not even the pope would pray for you

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My2864 1
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1- you disabled all comments cuz you couldnt be more right

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Clare420 0
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yep! thank god for plan B pill!!

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Gfrigo 1
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looks like ur gonna have to pull a hit and run or smash and dash...

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TheOptimist 0
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I would laugh if she was on the pill anyway, and she still got pregnant. Do packets of the pill really look that much like a make up bag?

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MrCatman1125 2
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He didn't rape her.

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GnaR_KiLL5150 12
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Where did you get rape from?

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shay_serendipity 29
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Besides the whole 'rape' thing, where the fuck did you get raping babies from??

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anonacs 0
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Morning after pill if your that concerned.

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Harrywhat 0
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Smooth move Romeo.

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natsaysheyyy 16
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OP, seriously? What if she had an STD? YDI times a million!

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Welcome to the wonderful world of AIDS!

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Shegs 0
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congrats daddy!!!

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alphaxzero 0
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awwww snap! u got the AIDS!

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