Today, I woke up next to the girl I had drunk intercourse with last night. Before we got it on, I noticed a package of birth control pills on her nightstand. Because of this, I felt no need to use a condom, or pull out. When I woke up, I noticed those "pills" were actually a makeup case. FML
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SMG227
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YDI for calling it "intercourse"
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buddy51
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Welcome to the wonderful world of AIDS!
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SMG227
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YDI for calling it "intercourse"
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greendaygirl999
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Ahaha I agree with 1
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greendaygirl999
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Also YDI for having your username be "prayforme" when it was your own fucking fault. Not even the pope would pray for you
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My2864
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1- you disabled all comments cuz you couldnt be more right
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Clare420
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yep! thank god for plan B pill!!
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Gfrigo
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looks like ur gonna have to pull a hit and run or smash and dash...
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TheOptimist
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I would laugh if she was on the pill anyway, and she still got pregnant. Do packets of the pill really look that much like a make up bag?
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Ketchup_Castle
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Haha, agreed.
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sonicmega
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MrCatman1125
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He didn't rape her.
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GnaR_KiLL5150
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Where did you get rape from?
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shay_serendipity
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Besides the whole 'rape' thing, where the fuck did you get raping babies from??
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Metzfactor
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rape?
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anonacs
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Morning after pill if your that concerned.
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Harrywhat
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Smooth move Romeo.
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natsaysheyyy
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OP, seriously? What if she had an STD? YDI times a million!
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Bloodknight
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Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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boog_fml
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stupid!
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veliki
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buddy51
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Welcome to the wonderful world of AIDS!
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Shegs
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congrats daddy!!!
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alphaxzero
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awwww snap! u got the AIDS!