By prayforme - 11/11/2009 01:52 - United States

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Today, I woke up next to the girl I had drunk intercourse with last night. Before we got it on, I noticed a package of birth control pills on her nightstand. Because of this, I felt no need to use a condom, or pull out. When I woke up, I noticed those "pills" were actually a makeup case. FML
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SMG227 0

YDI for calling it "intercourse"

Welcome to the wonderful world of AIDS!

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SMG227 0

YDI for calling it "intercourse"

greendaygirl999 5

Ahaha I agree with 1

greendaygirl999 5

Also YDI for having your username be "prayforme" when it was your own fucking fault. Not even the pope would pray for you

1- you disabled all comments cuz you couldnt be more right

yep! thank god for plan B pill!!

looks like ur gonna have to pull a hit and run or smash and dash...

I would laugh if she was on the pill anyway, and she still got pregnant. Do packets of the pill really look that much like a make up bag?

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He didn't rape her.

Where did you get rape from?

Besides the whole 'rape' thing, where the fuck did you get raping babies from??

Morning after pill if your that concerned.

Smooth move Romeo.

OP, seriously? What if she had an STD? YDI times a million!

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Welcome to the wonderful world of AIDS!

congrats daddy!!!

awwww snap! u got the AIDS!