Today, the air bag system in my car somehow malfunctioned, and the air bag inflated while I was driving, causing me to lose control and crash into a street light. I ended up with a badly bruised face because the air bag had already deflated by then. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, on my way back to work after lunch, my airbags deployed at a stop sign. FML
Today, accustomed to dealing with my old car's faulty accelerator, I pressed the pedal way too hard in my new car and crashed into a pillar, totaling the engine, and giving myself a concussion. I could still see the dealership down the street. FML
Today, I crashed my car. I saw a deer getting ready to run into the middle of the road, and I was very sleepy, so I panicked and slammed on the brakes, causing me to lose control of the car on the wet road. After I hit a tree, I realized that the deer was a plastic lawn ornament. FML
Today, while riding in the car with my mother, we got into an argument, at which point she pulled the vehicle over, took the key out of the ignition and used it to turn off the passenger airbag. She then continued driving in silence. FML
Today, I was feeling super nervous about driving because I had my first accident the day before. As I stopped at a red light, I got rear-ended. FML
Today, I was at a stop light and a bee landed on my leg. I screamed and started swatting it. It flew into my jacket and I started to strip my jacket off, taking my foot off the brake. I hit the car in front of me and deployed the air bag, breaking my nose. Then the bee stung me in the back. FML
Today, I had two accidents in my car: one when a truck drove into its rear end, the other immediately after when my own rear end released its load onto the seat. FML
Today, I parked my car on the street late at night, when I was distracted by a text message. Some guy then gets in my passenger side. Panicked, thinking I was being robbed, I bolt out of my car bruising my head and dropping my phone onto the pavement. The guy meant to get in the car behind me. FML
Today, the day after I bragged about never having a car accident in my life, I mistakenly put my car into Drive instead of Reverse and crashed into my own house. FML
Today, while scrubbing my car with the foam brush at a car wash, the hose for the brush came whipping around and smacked me hard in the side of the head, knocking off my glasses. I got disoriented from the blow and stepped on my glasses, completely smashing them. FML
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Top comments
Mischief109 11
Now here comes all the comments about how OP has to sue
reallytho3 11
This is a justified lawsuit though.
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Comments (117)
GNR93 14
So much irony.
gracehi 33
So much irony it hurts.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
I was reminded of Final Destination 2.
Dracoboxer357 36
Now that's just straight up bad luck. Feel better soon, Op. :p
expertsmilee 26
No wonder, I hear inflation is much worse in Australia.
pzychosys 5
That's very comedic, but sad at the same time. I hope you're alright.
mrslewis 16
$$$$ time to make that money lololol
SkoomaKi 28
Somehow malfunctioned? Something set it off OP, I think I understand why the FML was submitted on the "intimacy" category ;D
Token780 3
Smells like a lawsuit.
Lunaa94 6
Yeah? Do they smell like peaches or chocolate?
Dracoboxer357 36
31- Considering it very likely may involve someone getting royally ****** in court, I'd say it probably smells like lube. :p
john443 5
Sounds like a smashing time.
gc327072 31
Just get out of the car and say "Damn.... I've been playing too much gta!"
noisebox 1
Sound like the perfect case to sue the car manufacturer...
xpaulatanx 10
Wow, that's terrible. Hope you took time to file a lawsuit.