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By stupid_airbag - 13/08/2012 08:06 - Australia

Today, the air bag system in my car somehow malfunctioned, and the air bag inflated while I was driving, causing me to lose control and crash into a street light. I ended up with a badly bruised face because the air bag had already deflated by then. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/11/2015 22:50 - United States

Today, on my way back to work after lunch, my airbags deployed at a stop sign. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/02/2018 15:00

Today, accustomed to dealing with my old car's faulty accelerator, I pressed the pedal way too hard in my new car and crashed into a pillar, totaling the engine, and giving myself a concussion. I could still see the dealership down the street. FML

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By Bambi - 12/08/2009 06:49 - United States

Today, I crashed my car. I saw a deer getting ready to run into the middle of the road, and I was very sleepy, so I panicked and slammed on the brakes, causing me to lose control of the car on the wet road. After I hit a tree, I realized that the deer was a plastic lawn ornament. FML

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By W1D0 - 20/08/2011 06:23 - United States

Today, while riding in the car with my mother, we got into an argument, at which point she pulled the vehicle over, took the key out of the ignition and used it to turn off the passenger airbag. She then continued driving in silence. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/12/2011 00:23 - United States

Today, I was feeling super nervous about driving because I had my first accident the day before. As I stopped at a red light, I got rear-ended. FML

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By Anstice - 05/10/2009 03:07 - United States

Today, I was at a stop light and a bee landed on my leg. I screamed and started swatting it. It flew into my jacket and I started to strip my jacket off, taking my foot off the brake. I hit the car in front of me and deployed the air bag, breaking my nose. Then the bee stung me in the back. FML

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By fiat850 - 09/05/2020 17:00

Today, I had two accidents in my car: one when a truck drove into its rear end, the other immediately after when my own rear end released its load onto the seat. FML

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Easy mistake

By NoFightResponse - 24/04/2009 03:53 - United States

Today, I parked my car on the street late at night, when I was distracted by a text message. Some guy then gets in my passenger side. Panicked, thinking I was being robbed, I bolt out of my car bruising my head and dropping my phone onto the pavement. The guy meant to get in the car behind me. FML

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By coffeeburns - 19/07/2009 07:25 - United States

Today, I was at a Starbucks drive-thru and was grabbing a hot coffee when I got rear ended and my car hit the vehicle in front of me which deployed my airbag. Hot coffee can really burn when it hits your face at a high rate of speed. FML

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Karma?

By Anonymous - 30/10/2023 17:00 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, the day after I bragged about never having a car accident in my life, I mistakenly put my car into Drive instead of Reverse and crashed into my own house. FML

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Mischief109 11

Monday 13 August 2012 16:11

Now here comes all the comments about how OP has to sue

reallytho3 11

Monday 13 August 2012 16:34

This is a justified lawsuit though.

Comments

skyeyez9 24

Monday 13 August 2012 17:44

I hope your insurance company doesn't raise your rate cause of this. Sometimes they do that even if it isnt your fault.

kcor1176 0

Monday 13 August 2012 17:45

I'd sue the shit of who ever made that car

perdix 29

Monday 13 August 2012 17:50

Aw, I'm sorry. It's sad that your girlfriend beat you up so you had to make up this cockamamie story about airbags to explain your bruising. Yes, men can be victims of domestic violence and it doesn't mean you're a pussy or a wimp (although that's bloody likely ;)) I'll be your friend :)

GoodCopBadCop 3

Monday 13 August 2012 18:30

Sue them. Get enough for plastic surgery and beyond.

lhamil64_fml 5

Monday 13 August 2012 18:33

Honestly, you would have a very good case against the car manufacturer. It's a good thing you aren't injured even worse.

fadingaway 17

Monday 13 August 2012 18:34

FYL. If I ever get a car with airbags, I'll be removing them. Apparently if your hands are in the right place, an airbag deploying can break your arms. I'll take my chances with just a seatbelt.