Today, the $300 ring my boyfriend gave me for my birthday slipped off my finger... into the toilet. I had to sift through my own poo to get it back. FML
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Today, while I was going to the bathroom, my engagement ring fell off into the toilet, which then automatically flushed. FML
Today, after just having used the bathroom, my ring fell in the toilet. After stealthily removing it with a toothbrush, I went to go wash it in the sink. It then fell down the drain. FML
Today, I was fiddling with a ring my aunt hand made me, accidentally slipping it off, and dropped it in the toilet. Like an idiot, I scrambled to get it out only for my bending over to activate the automatic flush. FML
Today, I thought the ring my boyfriend bought for me had fallen off while emptying the trash into the bin. After panicking and emptying a week's worth of rubbish onto the ground, I found my ring safe and sound. On my other hand. FML
Today, my wedding ring came off in a Walmart bathroom and fell into the toilet. It was an automatic toilet. It flushed. FML
Today, my wedding ring went missing. Later, my 3-year-old came to me crying, he'd got it stuck on his penis. When I tried to get it off, he peed on me. FML
Today, after days of looking for it, I finally found the ring my boyfriend gave to me. It was on my roommate's finger. FML
Today, my dog somehow managed to swallow a ring that my mother had bought me. Now I must carefully poke and search through each pile of dog crap I find in my yard for the next week. FML
Today, my best friend invited me to dinner at his house. When I went to the toilet, I found my wife's wedding ring in a cup, which she'd lost a week ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around, and he thought it would be funny to steal my ring and "pretend" to swallow it. I tried to get it back, but unfortunately I "surprised" him. He reckons I'll get it back some time tomorrow. FML
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mikaela33194 0
"Today my girlfriend told me the ring she thinks cost me $300 fell in the toilet and she fished it out. It was $5 at a garage sale. FHL"
mikaela33194 0
That's shitty.
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Comments (196)
Jaycee_luvs_YOU 0
omg #47 i totally agree i always make sure i wont drop ne thing in a porta pottie
Emmett_Luver_101 0
7...omg your soooooo funny!!!!!!!! woww.... (that was totally sarcasm if u didnt notice)
rc15 0
at least you got it back. and you were courageous enough to get it back on your own and not have to ask your boyfriend to get it for you. that woulda been gross for him
fmljunkiefml 3
Try having your drivers licence and debit card fall out of your back pocket and down the toilet.... its amazing how far you can actually reach... :X
LOLLLL 0
LawL, that's some special ring SO....what else did you find in there? ; )
josface 0
I would've just flushed it.
DeeJayD 0
Eh, not really an FML. Yeah, it's kinda gross, but you can wash your hands right after.
ruri_sakari 0
hmmmmm..... scrumptious add some salt
withfire 0
Rubber cleaning gloves? Everyone I know keeps theirs in the bathroom . . . I think this is about having a poop fetish, which is a FYL.
Meow34 0
Why would ANYONE put their hand in their own shit with out a glove? And if the ring fell in the toilet in the first place wouldn't it have already sank without it flushing? I mean, it is small and the ring wouldn't float..