Today, thanks to some asswipe drunk driver fleeing the cops the wrong way down a one-way street, I've now had my third wreck this year. My insurance premium's now higher than Bob Marley in a weed factory. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, after my car got stolen and flipped on its roof three months ago, making it an insurance write-off, and getting a new car a week ago, a drunk driver crashed into my parked car, writing it off. In both instances the drivers were thankfully OK, it's just my insurance premiums skyrocketing, no biggie. FML
Today, after 2 years of paying off the insurance fees after an accident, I got rear-ended. It was the same driver who crashed into me the first time. FML
Today, a drunk driver crashed in through my living room wall. Not only that, but he managed to completely miss the first two houses on the block, which should have been a barrier before mine. FML
Today, I woke up to find the entire driver's side of my car wrecked. Front door, back door, front and rear bumper smashed to shit. A drunk driver had hit it the previous night and ran. Don't worry though, he stopped and left his insurance information. He keyed it into the undamaged side of my car. FML
Today, I finally removed my car insurance after realizing it costs too much money. Since I then had more money, I went to celebrate with ice cream. On the way, I got hit by a truck. FML
Today, for the 2nd time in a month, I've been rear-ended at a stop light. One insurance company refuses to pay because of prior damage from the 1st accident, and the other won't pay because of new damage not caused by their client. I just want my car back. FML
Today, while driving to work, some asshole stopped sharply on the 60 mph highway because he almost hit the car in front of him. Even with maintaining my distance, and slamming on the brakes, I still ruined the front end of my car on his dented bumper. I haven't even had the car for a year, and I'm still the one at fault. FML
Today, my husband ran our car into a fence at work. He had to file an insurance claim, with a company we only just got with, and it's going to deplete the rest of our taxes. FML
Today, I accidentally rear-ended an undercover police car. FML
Today, I got into a car crash, in my own garage. FML
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Top comments
onlychildFTW 34
This last accident wasn't your fault so you shouldn't have your rates increased because of it. Fight it. I don't know about your other 2 so can't comment on those.
poppunkette 22
How the hell can you have 3 accidents in one year? But yeah cause the guy was drunk it's not your fault they shouldn't raise your insurance.
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Comments (104)
xKai_Axelx 12
A weed factory? Seriously? And try using someone who's actually alive like Snoop Dogg or Wiz Khalifa. It really shows your age.
ShadowlessSpear 21
Why does it matter? Op got the point across, did they not?
grtfuldeadlovr 27
Actually, the Bob Marley family has started there own strain of weed so there insurance premiums are pretty high.
Mira Lux 26
Who cares what person OP uses to make references with just as long as they are accurate. For all we know OP could be a teenager and still know who Bob Marley is.
shepp626 11
Who DOESN'T know who Bob Marley is??
Armygirl93 10
and this really shows how much of an idiot you are
Taylor22294 24
Bob Marley makes beautiful music, makes you happy and appreciate what you have. Age has nothing to do with their taste in musicians or metaphors.
Trahanan 9
The luck of the Irish is obviously not with you this year...better luck next year!
Dabombr 11
What's a weed factory?
KingOfTheLosers 7
thats a nice way of putting it. and you take it rather well too. wtg man!
Ki11erC 18
Bob Marley wouldn't be as stupid as to try and smoke uncured weed.
Tayleena97 11
Actually Bob Marley didn't like marijuana
Zebediabolical 45
Bob Marley was Rastifari. Marijuana is a part of their religion. He also said things like, and I quote... "Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction." "When you smoke the herb, it reveals you to yourself." "The more people smoke herb, the more Babylon fall." I don't know about you but these don't sound like things someone who doesn't like marijuana would say.
Undecidedlime 6
What's a weed factory
zoso008 7
A weed factory? For all the types of buildings to chose from you chose factory?
Zebediabolical 45
Pills come from factories. Marijuana comes from plants.
Thekbking 11
thats a really stupid analogy
DoubleDosexo 12
I love your metaphor(: