Miscellaneous: Today, someone thought it would be funny to steal the precious... - FML

By Anonymous - 17/01/2014 22:21 - Canada - Surrey

Today, someone thought it would be funny to steal the precious stuffed bear I've had since childhood and leave a ransom note in its place. FML

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By ouch - 07/04/2015 01:51 - United States - Union City

Today, I stopped to replace a stuffed bear that had fallen from a small memorial for a girl killed nearby. Her mom happened to walk by and thought I was stealing it. She hit me with her purse. FML

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By missingphoneproblems - 22/07/2012 05:04 - United States - Warner Robins

Today, after being upset at the fact that my phone was stolen at work, I received a note on my locker saying, "100 bucks and you get the phone back." My phone is being held for ransom. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/02/2017 22:00 - United States - Newark

Today, while walking my dog in a cemetery, she stole a stuffed animal off a child's grave and began to play with it. FML

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By mugged - 01/06/2010 23:41 - United States

Today, I got mugged by someone wearing a bear suit. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/02/2014 21:29 - United Kingdom - Ipswich

Today, my boyfriend gave me a teddy bear. I thought it was a sweet thing to do, until I saw him open a slit in its back while visiting later in the day and removing a bag of weed. He gave me a teddy bear just so he could smuggle drugs past my parents. FML

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It's always in the most obvious place

By Anonymous - 27/02/2023 14:00

Today, my toddler thought it would be funny to hide my car keys. After searching for hours, I found them in his toy box. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/06/2015 16:29 - United States - Woodland

Today, my house was robbed while I was at work. The robber left a note telling me my stuff was crappy and that they found my safe under the bed. FML

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By Does this thought count? - 01/08/2014 00:17 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my ex-boyfriend surprised me with a gorgeous, giant stuffed tiger as a belated birthday gift. I thought it was a lovely gesture until a friend told me she had thrown it in the dumpster behind our building this morning. FML

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By toothfairy - 26/06/2009 14:20 - United Kingdom

Today, My 5 year old sister informed me she had left me a present in my bed. She had tied a ribbon around a dead rat's neck and propped it up on my pillow. The label says his name was Bert. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/10/2012 18:54 - United States - Goldendale

Today, I walked into my room, only to find my 15-year-old brother violating my old teddy bear. FML

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tanyatsaini 7

Saturday 18 January 2014 5:02

It's beary sad your bear got bear-napped.

mintymandy 11

Saturday 18 January 2014 5:04

I would hunt someone down and kill them...childhood things like that are too awesome to mess with like that.

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stitesy29 18

Sunday 19 January 2014 0:33

It's a bear Grow up

blayzie420 7

Sunday 19 January 2014 3:59

sorry..I can't wait til I see this on tumblr tho..hah

iAutumn179 12

Sunday 19 January 2014 5:32

Better pay up!

kaytasha 18

Sunday 19 January 2014 11:20

Seriously.....?????

BigAl170 6

Sunday 19 January 2014 13:42

Well if they knew it meant a lot to you it must be someone who knows you well

NodakN8V 25

Monday 20 January 2014 12:50

Stand by for the bear puns

False_Stupidity 41

Tuesday 21 January 2014 21:22

Your a bit late... #1 was full of em

thiswhitey 13

Monday 20 January 2014 21:51

this is the moment when op realized, he needed human friends.

AloysiusWeasley 15

Saturday 1 February 2014 4:10

I hope you get him back, OP. I've got a critter I've had since I was six, and if that happened to me, there would be pain and suffering when I found them.

Labaties 5

Wednesday 12 February 2014 14:11

Stewie?

darkfireflame 15

Saturday 15 February 2014 16:17

Uhh not to sound inconsiderate but if someone thinks they can ransom your bear its time to move on. Grieve for it, but then grow up.

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