Today, someone backed straight into my car as I was hunting for a parking spot. I just got my car back from the body shop after a hit-and-run. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I dropped my car off at the dealership for a bumper replacement due to a hit and run in a parking lot. After being told it was ready, their shuttle picked me up, and backed up into my just-replaced bumper. FML
Today, after I arrived at work, somebody crashed into my parked car and left a big dent. The impact pushed my car up onto the curb and I got a parking ticket. FML
Today, I hit a car while trying to park. Assuming that no one saw, I moved my car and parked somewhere else. Hours later I get a call from the university police. While backing up to go to the police station I hit another car. FML
Today, I was driving around a parking lot, looking for an empty spot. Someone was backing out a bit too quickly as I was about to pass by, so I honked to announce myself. The driver instead panicked and reversed into my front bumper. FML
Today, I went outside and walked to my car, only to see someone had hit and run my car while it was parked. My insurance company deemed my car a total loss. The person who did this never got caught. FML
Today, a car backed into mine. I thought that was pretty bad, until another car backed into me right after I'd finished taking the first guy's info. FML
Today, I backed my car into a parked car in a parking lot. Not only did I back into a parked car, but it was the ONLY parked car there. FML
Today, I got rear-ended at a stop sign on a seldom used road in my neighborhood. As I open my car door to trade insurance information with the guy, he backs up a little and speeds away, taking my car door with him. FML
Today, I met my new neighbors when they backed into my parked car. FML
Today, I found a parking spot in front of my work. I parked and another car pulled into the spot just in front of me. The next thing I know, the car in front backs up and slams into my car. Turns out she didn't notice the fire hydrant next to her spot and screamed at me cause I, "stole her spot." FML
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Top comments
Verst 16
Hopefully this time you were able to get a license plate. EDIT: Well crap.
Welshite 40
He doesn't need a new car unless it was completely totaled.
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Comments (55)
TheGolfGTI 24
That sounds like a cartastrophe.
jenjen2633 17
That pun might start the carpocalypse
ZachHatesPeople 22
It could be worse. It could have been your fault each time.
prettyinpink4884 9
Sounds like you're having a rough couple days OP :( hope it gets better!
kyrasrayne420 4
oh shit fyl
tinman316 6
People just don't pay attention to what they are doing.
PenguinBitch 44
Some people are too stupid to drive. Here's a true story. This one lady carelessly merged into my lane almost hitting me. I had the urge to perform the PIT maneuver... I swear. The end.
captainsmegma 12
Sounds like your car is an asshole magnet.
Mauskau 36
Is your car invisible?
1947Chevy 17
You need I have almost been hit many times people need to learn to drive. That's just bad luck
PokeyPorcupine 18
Wow that's shit luck you got there.