Today, some kids stole all four wheels off my car. They were nice enough to leave a note and some money though, "for the bus". FML
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Today, I woke up to all 4 of my wheels stolen from my car. The thieves were kind enough to leave the car resting on wooden blocks and bricks. FML
Today, I walked out and saw four kids mercilessly keying my car. When I questioned them on it, they said "Oh, that was your car? Oh well at least we didn't pee on your door handles too." FML
Today, someone stole my laptop from my car. However, they were nice enough to relock the doors after they smashed in the window. FML
Today, I found my car with its front end smashed in. The offender was nowhere to be seen, but had left a helpful note that stated, "Sorry about your car but you can go fuck yourself because you will never find me. Muwahahaha!" FML
Today, the driver's side window of my car was busted, and inside was a note that said, "Sorry, thought this was my car." FML
Today, my car was stolen from my driveway. I reported it to the police, the insurance company, and my neighbors, and begged for help via social media. As I walked to catch a bus, I saw my car parked outside my school. I forgot I left it there last night. FML
Today, when I walked up to my car, all my windows were smashed. Thankfully, all I keep in my car is jumper cables, a pen, my car insurance and manual. Whoever smashed my windows apparently was pissed, 'cos they left a note saying "F**k you and your f**king station wagon." FML
Today, I was parking my car outside of my apartment, but the big truck next to the spot went over the line. I squeezed in anyway. Later, I discovered the truck had left and someone keyed my car. They left a note saying, "Good parking job, asshole." FML
Today, someone broke into my car just to steal the freshly baked cookies in the back seat. They also left a thank you note. FML
Today, I accidentally hit someone's car while in the supermarket car park. I left a note, went shopping, and when I came back my windows were shattered, my tires were slashed, and "FUCK YOU" was written on my windshield. FML
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Top comments
kewlone645 8
LOL FYL, hopefully they left the right amount for the bus. :P
FallonFerSure 6
At least they're considerate ;D
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Comments (132)
doom2 8
ouch. that's no good Op.. :/ at least they were kind enough to leave some money :)
Waffle817 0
on the bright side you can put the money towards a new set of wheels lol
iLovePKMN_fml 0
wow we need more people like that in this world! how nice of them =D
Puntofyl 0
They clearly feel you should be riding on a bus instead of your own car... Eco friendly thieves!
DreaminOfMusic 0
yeah, thieves can care about the environment too you know! haha
Wheredidgrungego 12
Well at least they were considerate....
mintcar 10
Seriously? Now we have to worry about stolen tires too? Ridiculous.
RedPillSucks 33
Now? That happens all the time in big cities. If they can't boost your car, off goes the tires. Sometimes even if you're still in the car (asleep), they'll steal the tires.
mintcar 10
What a damn shame.
Predental 5
I assume you saw them since you know they're kids. Why didn't you chase them and whip their asses
clarissa_Gyall 0
^^agreed.
daugilliard 0
lmmothingfuckingao
looraa_fml 0
laughing your mothing ******* ass off? something here isn't quite right...
jayalexander 7
good idea, now I'm gonna go rob someone and leave some change
Muffin_Tops_fml 2
hey, at least they have a heart. wait... how do you know they were kids?