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By teinage - 02/05/2011 18:47 - Belgium

Today, some kids stole all four wheels off my car. They were nice enough to leave a note and some money though, "for the bus". FML

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By JennieA - 26/12/2010 23:36

Today, I woke up to all 4 of my wheels stolen from my car. The thieves were kind enough to leave the car resting on wooden blocks and bricks. FML

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By MC Turtledick - 15/02/2012 01:28 - United States

Today, I walked out and saw four kids mercilessly keying my car. When I questioned them on it, they said "Oh, that was your car? Oh well at least we didn't pee on your door handles too." FML

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By stop thief - 26/06/2014 15:11 - United States - Aurora

Today, someone stole my laptop from my car. However, they were nice enough to relock the doors after they smashed in the window. FML

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By really?! - 22/03/2020 06:30

Today, I found my car with its front end smashed in. The offender was nowhere to be seen, but had left a helpful note that stated, "Sorry about your car but you can go fuck yourself because you will never find me. Muwahahaha!" FML

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Glassed

By Rick - 01/07/2011 08:31 - United States

Today, the driver's side window of my car was busted, and inside was a note that said, "Sorry, thought this was my car." FML

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By uppiskalle - 12/09/2014 14:32 - United States - Riverside

Today, my car was stolen from my driveway. I reported it to the police, the insurance company, and my neighbors, and begged for help via social media. As I walked to catch a bus, I saw my car parked outside my school. I forgot I left it there last night. FML

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Who did you piss off?

By Smashed - 15/11/2009 23:16 - United States

Today, when I walked up to my car, all my windows were smashed. Thankfully, all I keep in my car is jumper cables, a pen, my car insurance and manual. Whoever smashed my windows apparently was pissed, 'cos they left a note saying "F**k you and your f**king station wagon." FML

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By mickstinator - 25/06/2009 15:37 - United States

Today, I was parking my car outside of my apartment, but the big truck next to the spot went over the line. I squeezed in anyway. Later, I discovered the truck had left and someone keyed my car. They left a note saying, "Good parking job, asshole." FML

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By nomorecookies - 06/08/2011 05:53 - United States

Today, someone broke into my car just to steal the freshly baked cookies in the back seat. They also left a thank you note. FML

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By anonymous - 02/06/2013 05:20 - United States - Yorktown Heights

Today, I accidentally hit someone's car while in the supermarket car park. I left a note, went shopping, and when I came back my windows were shattered, my tires were slashed, and "FUCK YOU" was written on my windshield. FML

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kewlone645 8

Tuesday 3 May 2011 1:03

LOL FYL, hopefully they left the right amount for the bus. :P

FallonFerSure 6

Tuesday 3 May 2011 1:06

At least they're considerate ;D

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doom2 8

Tuesday 3 May 2011 1:19

ouch. that's no good Op.. :/ at least they were kind enough to leave some money :)

Waffle817 0

Tuesday 3 May 2011 1:30

on the bright side you can put the money towards a new set of wheels lol

iLovePKMN_fml 0

Tuesday 3 May 2011 1:32

wow we need more people like that in this world! how nice of them =D

Puntofyl 0

Tuesday 3 May 2011 1:33

They clearly feel you should be riding on a bus instead of your own car... Eco friendly thieves!

DreaminOfMusic 0

Tuesday 3 May 2011 3:22

yeah, thieves can care about the environment too you know! haha

Wheredidgrungego 12

Tuesday 3 May 2011 1:34

Well at least they were considerate....

mintcar 9

Tuesday 3 May 2011 1:34

Seriously? Now we have to worry about stolen tires too? Ridiculous.

RedPillSucks 31

Tuesday 3 May 2011 2:01

Now? That happens all the time in big cities. If they can't boost your car, off goes the tires. Sometimes even if you're still in the car (asleep), they'll steal the tires.

mintcar 9

Tuesday 3 May 2011 3:36

What a damn shame.

Predental 5

Tuesday 3 May 2011 1:38

I assume you saw them since you know they're kids. Why didn't you chase them and whip their asses

clarissa_Gyall 0

Tuesday 3 May 2011 3:19

^^agreed.

daugilliard 0

Tuesday 3 May 2011 1:50

lmmothingfuckingao

looraa_fml 0

Tuesday 3 May 2011 2:14

laughing your mothing ******* ass off? something here isn't quite right...

jayalexander 7

Tuesday 3 May 2011 1:52

good idea, now I'm gonna go rob someone and leave some change

Muffin_Tops_fml 2

Tuesday 3 May 2011 2:10

hey, at least they have a heart. wait... how do you know they were kids?

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