Today, some kids stole all four wheels off my car. They were nice enough to leave a note and some money though, "for the bus". FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up to all 4 of my wheels stolen from my car. The thieves were kind enough to leave the car resting on wooden blocks and bricks. FML
Today, I walked out and saw four kids mercilessly keying my car. When I questioned them on it, they said "Oh, that was your car? Oh well at least we didn't pee on your door handles too." FML
Today, someone stole my laptop from my car. However, they were nice enough to relock the doors after they smashed in the window. FML
Today, I found my car with its front end smashed in. The offender was nowhere to be seen, but had left a helpful note that stated, "Sorry about your car but you can go fuck yourself because you will never find me. Muwahahaha!" FML
Today, the driver's side window of my car was busted, and inside was a note that said, "Sorry, thought this was my car." FML
Today, my car was stolen from my driveway. I reported it to the police, the insurance company, and my neighbors, and begged for help via social media. As I walked to catch a bus, I saw my car parked outside my school. I forgot I left it there last night. FML
Today, when I walked up to my car, all my windows were smashed. Thankfully, all I keep in my car is jumper cables, a pen, my car insurance and manual. Whoever smashed my windows apparently was pissed, 'cos they left a note saying "F**k you and your f**king station wagon." FML
Today, I was parking my car outside of my apartment, but the big truck next to the spot went over the line. I squeezed in anyway. Later, I discovered the truck had left and someone keyed my car. They left a note saying, "Good parking job, asshole." FML
Today, someone broke into my car just to steal the freshly baked cookies in the back seat. They also left a thank you note. FML
Today, I accidentally hit someone's car while in the supermarket car park. I left a note, went shopping, and when I came back my windows were shattered, my tires were slashed, and "FUCK YOU" was written on my windshield. FML
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Top comments
kewlone645 8
LOL FYL, hopefully they left the right amount for the bus. :P
FallonFerSure 6
At least they're considerate ;D
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Comments (132)
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
You spelled moped wrong.
laaura259 0
if these guys had to resort to stealing your tires they probably needed them more than the OP. im sure they felt bad (hence the money)
bwsf 0
Ha, that is funny! Of course, in real life, the idea of "some kids" being able to steal "all four wheels" off a car isn't remotely plausible, but it is a nice story.
msbritt06 0
how do you know they were kids
josh5634 0
OP could be old and consider anyone under the age of 30 or 35 a "kid".
josh5634 0
At least they were considerate (correct me for my spelling) and not some little douches.
silentblack 0
wow. what happened to asking their parents for money
brbfappinloudly 0
Awww how cute, the considerate theif. You should find them and inform them that they are adopted and they were concieved in a dutch oven
johncarterer93 0
How did they get the tires off?
ILike_Dancing123 19
Awww aren't they cute! Well for giving you the money yeah :) but FYL
ceddyz17 10
comin straight outta Compton