Today, some kids stole all four wheels off my car. They were nice enough to leave a note and some money though, "for the bus". FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up to all 4 of my wheels stolen from my car. The thieves were kind enough to leave the car resting on wooden blocks and bricks. FML
Today, I walked out and saw four kids mercilessly keying my car. When I questioned them on it, they said "Oh, that was your car? Oh well at least we didn't pee on your door handles too." FML
Today, someone stole my laptop from my car. However, they were nice enough to relock the doors after they smashed in the window. FML
Today, I found my car with its front end smashed in. The offender was nowhere to be seen, but had left a helpful note that stated, "Sorry about your car but you can go fuck yourself because you will never find me. Muwahahaha!" FML
Today, the driver's side window of my car was busted, and inside was a note that said, "Sorry, thought this was my car." FML
Today, my car was stolen from my driveway. I reported it to the police, the insurance company, and my neighbors, and begged for help via social media. As I walked to catch a bus, I saw my car parked outside my school. I forgot I left it there last night. FML
Today, when I walked up to my car, all my windows were smashed. Thankfully, all I keep in my car is jumper cables, a pen, my car insurance and manual. Whoever smashed my windows apparently was pissed, 'cos they left a note saying "F**k you and your f**king station wagon." FML
Today, I was parking my car outside of my apartment, but the big truck next to the spot went over the line. I squeezed in anyway. Later, I discovered the truck had left and someone keyed my car. They left a note saying, "Good parking job, asshole." FML
Today, someone broke into my car just to steal the freshly baked cookies in the back seat. They also left a thank you note. FML
Today, I accidentally hit someone's car while in the supermarket car park. I left a note, went shopping, and when I came back my windows were shattered, my tires were slashed, and "FUCK YOU" was written on my windshield. FML
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Top comments
kewlone645 8
LOL FYL, hopefully they left the right amount for the bus. :P
FallonFerSure 6
At least they're considerate ;D
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Comments (132)
ShelbyyCakess 0
time for some exercise!
babycakess10 0
hahahahahaha!! at least they were trying to be considerate despite stealing your wheels.
lessays 0
they didn't steal your wheels, they just paid you less than you would have wanted to sell them for[:
CTVrhythmguitari 8
hey look at the bright side, bus rides are an adventure! you never know what kind of crazy bastards you'll meet :D
staceysgenesis16 0
wow are u fukin kidding ?? that sux .. get wheel locks .. id track those kids down one by one and run them the *** over lyk christine ...
Stupidpeopleanno 5
Think of it this way, "They could've stolen my car or took the wheels off my car and placed it on 4 cement blocks like they do in the movies".
wickedlyevil96 0
way to go kids! encore
wickedlyevil96 0
quit complaining. they left u with some sort of transportation. get over it.
t_fml 11
maybe its the magic school bus! tell miss frizzy i said hey n that we have to get our lizards together soon kk bye(;
nunnellyboy 0
not like there gona use em ? can't afford to buy gas. you'll get em back.