i wanna hear andy samberg rap about this in a digital short.

I'm not sure what's worse... that you used sarcasm towards someone you don't know at all, and who seems to know you extremely well, or the fact that you're in that long of a distance relationship. Also, you should have made the Colorado connection immediately. Think about it, if this girl knows this much about you, maybe she's talked to someone you know in that area, like your girlfriend! After reaching that conclusion, you should have used way more tact in speaking to this person.

Tell your girlfriend you were testing her. She failed the test because she wasn't putting out enough to keep you from wanting another girlfriend.

She set you up. U 2 probably be better off without each other anyway.

My first thought is that your girlfriend set you up, but I also think that maybe it was a friend of hers that didn't like you.

I'm gonna go with: even if there is no secret "testing you" plot, you're still dumb cuz you shouldn't encourage psycho stalkers even sarcastically. People who are that crazy don't tend to easily pick up on normal social cues. My first response would have been some interrogation of the psycho girl, then of the gf.

stupiddddd

dangggg. that sucks!!! you definately got tested.

you deserve it for not making it obvious enough that you were sarcastic

Said*** YDI, don't be so sarcastic. Sarcasm never works through the internet...