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By Aaron - 27/01/2010 02:12 - United States

Today, some girl from Colorado called me. She knew my name. My Facebook. I had no idea how she got my number. She then asks me out. I say "sure" sarcastically. She then calls my girlfriend, who also lives in Colorado. Our relationship is now over. FML

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By failure - 13/10/2010 06:18 - Australia

Today, I rang my girlfriend to make sure she made it home alright. She told me to check my Facebook. Nothing was different so I hit refresh. We were no longer in a relationship. I got dumped via Facebook whilst on the phone to her. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/08/2018 14:30

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By J. Homen - 30/03/2013 22:22 - United States

Today, the girl I thought I was dating got into a fight with me over the phone. She did this because she bet her boyfriend that she could make me cry on FaceTime. She won the bet. FML

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By facebookdeception - 31/10/2014 04:25 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I found out that the girl on Facebook that helped me out of my sadness after my break-up and who I'd hopelessly fallen in love with was just a prank by my ex-girlfriend. FML

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By Lies - 19/08/2009 02:44 - United States

Today, I saw the girl I had started dating changed her Facebook relationship status to "In a relationship". Naturally, I changed mine too. The next time I logged on, she had commented, "Really?! Who?!" She was serious. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/12/2011 01:24 - United States

Today, I made a fake Facebook account for a girl, and then set my relationship status to make it look like the fake person was my girlfriend. Someone found out and hacked the fake account. My fake girlfriend just dumped me over Facebook. FML

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kerrygirl 13

Wednesday 27 January 2010 9:17

its probably better it happened......seriously like if your girlfriends gonna test you like that then whats the point of being together in the first place

RufusCade 7

Wednesday 27 January 2010 9:23

"random girl from Colorado", "I had no idea...", "girlfriend/../lives in Colorado" and you didn't see the connection? YDI

Comments

slipknotfml1337 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 6:07

fag

LilaBear 1

Thursday 28 January 2010 11:32

she was probably a friend of your GF's, and playing a prank that has now backfired. Or else your GF set her up to it as a test for you.

Lisa89 3

Thursday 28 January 2010 14:09

Sounds like a set up.. Sounds like you and you gf weren't meant to be together..

dakorok 6

Thursday 28 January 2010 18:32

Sarcasm, boy-o, you're doing it wrong.

GreenRupee 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 19:14

YDI for using Facebook.

Niko_lane85 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 19:17

wow that does suck.. but it sounds like your girlfriend set the whole thing up... you're probably MUCH better off without her... she seems like a bitch if she didn't understand. But it really sounds like she was looking for an "easy way out" of your relationship... she called one of HER friends and said "hey... help me out, I have an issue" and her friend, also a bitch, said "ok" instead of telling her to grow some balls and do it herself... the RIGHT way, instead of being a ******.