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By Aaron - / Wednesday 27 January 2010 02:12 / United States
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agreed, what the fuck is the deal with that? i lived across the country from my boyfriend for a year and didnt do anything like that. and if shes really going to dump you over something that retarded, get over her quick, she wasnt worth it.

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Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

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whether or not it was your girlfriend testing you, you're better off without her. if it was a random girl and you were being sarcastic, your girlfriend should know and that shouldn't come between you. if she was testing you, she's too insecure.

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Agreed. Definitely sounds like you got tested, OP. FYL for having an insecure girlfriend who plays high-school games, YDI for not hanging up immediately (who sticks around and chats on the phone for a bit with a creeper?), and for not noticing it for what it was.

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Exactly. YDI for not being able to put the evidence together. It's pretty obvious if was your girlfriend testing you to see if you could be faithful by having her friend call you. Everyone is better off in the end though.

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I was thinking the exact thing! YDI for being a slow dumbass and not thinking, "Hey, wait a minute... this random girl knows A LOT about me... she lives in the same place as my GIRLFRIEND... she's asking me out???? of course its a test!"

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I didn't realize. Then again, OP had way more reason than me to figure it out. He might've done though, but just not put it across well enough in the FML. Probably better for both of them if the relationship ended there though, if his girlfriend 1. had so little trust in him that she had to test him, and 2. wouldn't believe he was joking (that's if he told her, and if he didn't he probably wasn't overly bothered about them as a couple anyway).

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Not all of us are middle school girls or choose to think like one. If your first thought is "this must be my girlfriend testing me" every time a stranger calls your phone, then something is wrong with you or your girlfriend.

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The way the OP phrased it, I didn't get it until I read the last sentence. I'm sure you just quickly read it without thinking, cuz it's just a stupid site. But for someone actually in the situation it's pretty dumb...I mean, having the prior knowledge that your girlfriend lives in Colorado and this random girl knows all of this information makes it pretty reasonable to assume she's trying to set you up. Honestly, knowing that, I would have dumped HER anyway. So not really a YDI cuz everything is just better off in the end.

Your long-distance girlfriend broke up with you for cheating on her with a long-distance slut? Just a hunch: you jerk off to Internet porn. A lot. Am I right?

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Hahaha, no it doesn't. I jack off to porn and I have a very active social life. I have slept with people before, I'm just not in a relationship right now and would rather jerk off than sleep with someone I don't care about.

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what? no it doesn't. All men jerk off to internet porn (what other porn is there these days), guaranteed - married, manwhoring, busy social life or not. I don't know a single man who doesn't jerk off to the interwebs.

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