Today, right before sex, with his dick out and the condom in one hand, the guy I was with answered a phone call from his mum. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my husband answered a FaceTime call from his mother not 30 seconds after sex. I was naked in bed next to him. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house and we were just about to kiss. Until his mum walked in saying his girlfriend was at the door. I thought I was already there. FML
Today, I saw my mom run across the house naked for a condom. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a make-out session in the backseat of his car, when we heard a voice coming from his pants. Who did he pocket dial? My house. At midnight, when I was supposed to be home. FML
Today, I was talking on the phone to my crush so I went into the bathroom for some privacy. My drunk mother started banging on the door, asking what I was doing in there. I told her that I was on the phone, so she yelled super loud, "While you're shitting?" He immediately hung up. FML
Today, I was video chatting my boyfriend. As we were talking, he answered a phone call. I sat there the whole time as he planned a date with some other girl over the phone. FML
Today, I was Skyping with a guy I'm really into. I'm not supposed to Skype at night, so when I heard my mum coming, I minimized the window. She walked in before I could mute my mic and started bitching me out for flushing my tampons down the toilet. FML
Today, I was on the toilet, when the girl I really like decided to call. I'd left my cellphone in my room and my dad answered. All he said was, "He's taking a shit. This might take a while." and hung up. FML
Today, I saw my crush standing at the bus stop. I did the "I'm talking to someone on the phone thing," trying to be cool. Halfway through the conversation my phone actually rang, I quickly answered but it was my mom on loudspeaker yelling, "Did you bring your tampons?" FML
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RichardPencil 32
Never get between a boy and his mum — you might rubber the wrong way!
Glowworm56 27
"Do you mind, mother, I'm in the middle of someone right now--I mean something!"
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Comments (17)
Lora Wood 11
I can top that. He pulled out and answered the phone. When I called him on it he said what if it was an emergency? She lived 3 hours away.
EmDizzle2007 28
it's called multitasking...
Chen Zhibang 8
This sounds like one of those "mothers teach daughters how to..." videos.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Is his name Sterling Archer? Seriously, this guy wins first place for world's biggest mama's boy.