Today, out of my bedroom window, I can see my next door neighbour's window. On his ledge, I can see binoculars, tissues and vaseline. FML
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Today, I noticed that my neighbor's house has a clear view of my daughter's bathroom. There is a telescope in his window. FML
Today, I peeked through my window and trained a pair of binoculars on my neighbour's house. Every night without fail, he ends up standing in front of his window topless to flex his muscles. This time, I was surprised to instead find a note taped to the window saying, "Sorry, I'm out tonight." FML
Today, as I sat on the toilet, I heard a noise outside. I peered through the window and found myself staring directly at my neighbor. FML
Today, I found out that my shower area is in direct view from my neighbours' balcony. I realised this when I caught my neighbour and his wife watching me while I was getting dressed. I've been living here for 7 years. FML
Today, I heard my neighbors having a violent argument in their front yard. I listened in, and soon found out why the wife wasn't happy with her husband. Apparently, she had caught her husband peeking through my windows for the second time this month. FML
Today, I now know why my next-door neighbour can't look me in the eye without smirking. He can hear every grunt, groan, fart and strain that happens in my bathroom from his bathroom. FML
Today, I was dressing in my apartment when I noticed I left the blinds open. Outside, a maintenance man was mowing the grass within eyeshot. I figured I'd leave the blinds open and give him a little peek of the goods. Later I found a note on my window saying, 'Next time, close the blinds'. FML
Today, I moved into my new apartment. As I sat in my living room watching Netflix, I found out that my window has an excellent view of my new neighbors, who just so happen to like to shag with the blinds open. I guess I'll be buying some curtains. FML
Today, I left my apartment window open for some fresh air. When I returned, my idiot cat was on the balcony staring at me... from my neighbor’s apartment. FML
Today, my boyfriend has covered his windows in heavy-duty garbage bags, all the while complaining that his apartment has no view. In our old place, which did have a view, he always kept the blinds closed and never opened the windows more than 2 centimeters. FML
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Top comments
1waytoolive 1
Maybe he has got a cold from bird watching all night.
m1k30d 6
Oh dear God.
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Comments (260)
daydreamer244 13
aww pedobear loves you! :)
bandits9 0
Some one has a crush
allknowingbrony 5
There called curtains. YDI
Commander223 9
*They're
KoolAidDrinker 0
What a perv... ._o
kayjay15 0
Definitely get some curtains or something and everyone else should stop making excuses. We all know what that stuff is for! I'd say go say something to the dude but I'm not sure how you'd approach that.
dougierocks 13
Show up in a Trench coat and lingerie... The guy will either have a heart attack, or embarrassingly be done before you even get in the door...
3000dream 3
Ok so he is watching birds, and is styling his hair, but he has a cold.
iamwill363 3
shit u werent supposed to see that
perdix 31
How can you see your neighbor's window through your closed blinds? And if you insist on putting on a show, how can you expect the guy to ********** dry? Just because you like it rough doesn't mean everyone does.
rcloca 10
Or maybe he had to blow his nose while birdwatching, and he got to excited and got a diaper rash hence the vaseline
kiakia0131 23
Nice try. Perdix wins at commenting.
rcloca 10
Blah.
o0malicecat0o 4
Call the bastard in as a peeping tom!!!!!!!
skyeyez9 25
Post a sign on your window towards your neighbors calling him out on his creeper behavior.....and buy better privacy blinds that he cant see thru, not even your sillouette.