Today, out of my bedroom window, I can see my next door neighbour's window. On his ledge, I can see binoculars, tissues and vaseline. FML
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Today, I noticed that my neighbor's house has a clear view of my daughter's bathroom. There is a telescope in his window. FML
Today, I peeked through my window and trained a pair of binoculars on my neighbour's house. Every night without fail, he ends up standing in front of his window topless to flex his muscles. This time, I was surprised to instead find a note taped to the window saying, "Sorry, I'm out tonight." FML
Today, as I sat on the toilet, I heard a noise outside. I peered through the window and found myself staring directly at my neighbor. FML
Today, I found out that my shower area is in direct view from my neighbours' balcony. I realised this when I caught my neighbour and his wife watching me while I was getting dressed. I've been living here for 7 years. FML
Today, I heard my neighbors having a violent argument in their front yard. I listened in, and soon found out why the wife wasn't happy with her husband. Apparently, she had caught her husband peeking through my windows for the second time this month. FML
Today, I now know why my next-door neighbour can't look me in the eye without smirking. He can hear every grunt, groan, fart and strain that happens in my bathroom from his bathroom. FML
Today, I was dressing in my apartment when I noticed I left the blinds open. Outside, a maintenance man was mowing the grass within eyeshot. I figured I'd leave the blinds open and give him a little peek of the goods. Later I found a note on my window saying, 'Next time, close the blinds'. FML
Today, I moved into my new apartment. As I sat in my living room watching Netflix, I found out that my window has an excellent view of my new neighbors, who just so happen to like to shag with the blinds open. I guess I'll be buying some curtains. FML
Today, I left my apartment window open for some fresh air. When I returned, my idiot cat was on the balcony staring at me... from my neighbor’s apartment. FML
Today, my boyfriend has covered his windows in heavy-duty garbage bags, all the while complaining that his apartment has no view. In our old place, which did have a view, he always kept the blinds closed and never opened the windows more than 2 centimeters. FML
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Top comments
1waytoolive 1
Maybe he has got a cold from bird watching all night.
m1k30d 6
Oh dear God.
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Comments (260)
Alexandria928 0
Hahahahahaha absolutely hilarious.
yusaku02 20
close the curtains
doogy15 11
He could have put them there as a joke. I mean I've never forgot to put it away 0.o
ItsApril 0
Print a picture of some deformed diseased penis and a note similar to "Like this?!" and display it to where it can be viewed by your neighbor.
decidedlyvague 11
that's what I think will happen when I imagine myself coming within 15 feet of you, and also are you saying that the picture is what OP will give him, or that masturbation is bad?
ItsApril 0
So are you saying I loved like a diseased deformed penis? lmao If so, gee thanks! lmao Also, I said she should put a pic up like that to pretty much scare the guy off from trying to jerk off to her, if that is indeed what he is doing. & WTF? Who said anything about masturbating being bad? Seriously, how about re-reading my comment until you actually understand. What you said made no sense at all. Love, the deformed penis
ItsApril 0
look*
DerekDisaster 5
At least your hot enough to check out?
decidedlyvague 11
hey, he's too poor to afford a telescope, and loves to stargaze. Also he has a lot of allergies, so he can't go outside to do it, and his nose gets real chapped cuz he has to blow it often. Cut him some slack op, he's just trying to discover new constellations. His favorite by far is Virgo
aPieceOfFruit 16
You should buy a fake sniper rifle online and leave it in YOUR window........
cagesgirl 0
Give him a show...
mrhung 4
That was me ;) you looks ah verrry nice.
Firebalone 13
Hello???? Have blinds or curtains you can close?