Today, one week after my girlfriend berated me for not being invested enough in our relationship, I proposed to her. Her answer? "I meant give me an orgasm, not a ring!" FML
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Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML
Today, after my girlfriend telling me for years that she would marry me in a heartbeat, I finally proposed. She said no. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 5 years. She bitched me out for not getting the ring she had been "hinting" me to get, and angrily left. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend, only for her to slap me, throwing the "fake ring" away and storming off, convinced it was a cruel joke. FML
Today, I got home and my girlfriend was wearing the ring I bought last week. Apparently she found it and thought to herself, "Fuck it, we’re engaged now so I’ll just start wearing it", completely bypassing the actual proposal part of getting engaged. I’m actually really mad at her right now. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend while we were on my couch having a romantic moment. She seemed incredibly excited when she saw the ring and put it on. The way she bolted out the door tells me I'm not going to see her again. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years confessed that at first, she'd only dated me to get her friend jealous, and that even now, she "only kind of liked" me. I bought a ring only a few days ago, and was planning on proposing to her. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She just grabbed the ring and said in a raspy voice, "My precious..." FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She promptly had a panic attack and screamed, "No!" FML
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muhaidib 2
what the ****?
Wheredidgrungego 12
On the bright side, orgasms are cheaper than rings!
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Comments (130)
AbelAbel 1
Troll harder.
Prolusive 5
Religion.
lil_lala209 5
your stupid for purposing to someone who cheated on you...
skitzoyd 0
how about both?
AlexBuda 0
Cant think of an appropriate comment :(
jewjewB 0
it's time to find a new fiancé trust me when I say she sounds like she's greatly unappreciative and I don't know what women would make any other comment than yes after getting an engagement ring
withered 30
" I don't know what women would make any other comment than yes after getting an engagement ring" Oh, I don't know. Maybe those who don't want to get married/aren't ready yet?
AWESOMExPOSSUM 0
you are the one guy who didn't interpret that as sex
AjaxF 0
That's what makes him a douche!
FTP2013 0
maybe she was on her period? the world may never know.
slickrasta 1
Dump that bitch. Put it in her butt first.
amarie2009 22
He can't even give her an ******, yet she should have accepted the ring? I don't think so!!!!
mellomaniac 0
72 I got that same pic!!!