Today, one of my nostrils became completely blocked. At lunch time, I went out to my car to dig into my nose. When I finished, I held up the cornflake sized booger in victory. I noticed too late that my boss was in a car adjacent to me, shooting me a horrified look. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was stuck in traffic on the highway and decided it was the perfect time to pick a humongous booger out of my nose. While carefully examing and admiring it, I failed to notice that the owner of my company was staring at me from the left lane in complete and utter revulsion. FML
Today, I’ve had a blocked nose for weeks, so when I sneezed I partially dislodged a massive solid booger. It was so big and thick, I had to grab it and pull it the rest of the way out. I was on a first date at the time, and he left before I got back from the bathroom. FML
Today, while blowing my nose after being bunged up for days, it finally unblocked. A solid slimy multicoloured booger roughly the size of a grape shot out, blew right through the tissue and landed on my manager's shoe. Hell hath no fury like a lady sneezed upon. FML
Today, I woke up with a really annoying bogey blocking my nose. Eventually, I just covered the other nostril and snorted as hard as I could. Good news, it came flying out. Bad news, it landed in my eye. FML
Today, because I'm tall enough to see over the cubicle walls at work, I witnessed my 50-year-old co-worker pulling his finger out of his nose and immediately popping it into his mouth. FML
Today, I went back to work after a nasty sinus infection. While I was talking to my manager, I sniffled, and a huge ropy string of green snot popped out of my nose. My manager pointed and shrieked, "OH MY GOD! EWWWW!", getting the attention of everyone in the office. FML
Today, I was picking my nose so aggressively that I flicked a booger right into my eye. FML
Today, while at a work meeting, I finally summoned up the courage to share and express my opinions about unprofessionalism in the office. After the meeting, I went to clean up, only to notice in the bathroom mirror that I'd had a booger pasted across my forehead throughout the meeting. FML
Today, thinking that I was alone at work, I started rummaging through my nose, trying to find something interesting. It was only after about a minute that I noticed that my boss was looking straight at me. FML
Today, I reached to pick out a booger stuck in my nose that had been irritating me, and ended up poking myself in the eye. FML
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SkoomaKi 28
You found the gold! You should be proud!
YdoIhaveAchode 4
That's pretty disgusting, yo.
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Comments (151)
HairyPunisher 27
I see absolutely NO reason why you couldn't just go into the bathroom and blow your nose to get the lodged booger out like a NORMAL person. YDI.
SAgirl 24
Ever heard of a bathroom?
friedbunnies 9
The restroom. Not just for taking a piss.
screwyouUpyours 0
Thats so disgusting !!!!! Next time go to the bathroom to pick your nose ! I hope you washed your hands !!!
switchgurl20 17
Like if he doesn't do that. At least s/he did it in the privacy of their car...fml...
switchgurl20 17
Bathroom is not a good idea cos why? Because people use the washroom and open the door with their dirty pissy or poopy hands. All up on the door knob or latch. Unless its regularly cleaned with lysol, I wouldn't want poop germs in my nose. And even if u blow, there's always a pesky crust that decides to adhere...
greeneye_fml 12
So you never use a bathroom for any reason? What, you poop in the bushes outside your office or something? LOL Here's a solution for the bathroom door - open the door handle with a paper towel. Or just wash your hands throughly before clearing your nose. You're welcome, Einstein.
switchgurl20 17
of course ive used the bathroom... no need to be sarcastic. i will take that complement, yes im an Einstein...
bd1012 18
Nosy people suck.
Daddy_Swa99 5
I've definitely had those types of boogers, but I've never gotten caught by the boss though!! Thats epic!!
theonlysweetpea 10
Whenever I have to pick my pick (which for some reason not often) I go to the restroom. I wash my hands throughly (sp?) grab a paper towel
Abbeygale 8
This is horrific >.