Miscellaneous: Today, one of my cousins offered to sell me his mac for a low...

By roflcopter - 19/08/2010 00:53 - United States

Today, one of my cousins offered to sell me his mac for a low price. When I got it, I realized it was an old toshiba painted white with an apple sticker on it. My cousin still insists it's a mac. FML

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Today, my parents bought my 11-year-old brother a MacBook for my birthday. FML

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Today, I left my MacBook Pro on the kitchen counter, so my mother later ran it through the dishwasher, thinking it was a “lovely apple chopping board”. FML

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By fuckyouverymuch - 26/10/2013 19:48 - United States - Salida

Today, a friend sent me to a guy he knows who repairs various electronics for a very low price. Good news: he fixed my malfunctioning iPad. Bad news: it took me several hours to notice that he'd carved the words DOUCHE and HIPSTER into the back panel. FML

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By NC - 11/02/2010 07:32 - Malaysia

Today, I spilled some milk on my laptop. I was pretty sure it would be fine as it was only a bit of milk. While cleaning the residue, I knocked a whole bucket of water into the insides of the laptop. RIP Macbook. FML

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By noname - 17/02/2009 17:15 - United States

Today, I dropped my 400 dollar iphone, that's been through toilets and 6 foot falls, on a walmart floor and shattered the screen. I managed, however, to catch the 2 dollar macaroni and cheese before it hit the ground. FML

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By awk1 - 18/06/2013 00:55 - United States - Glennville

Today, I was packing up my stuff about to go home. I shut off my MacBook but was still pretending to work for the last few minutes, typing on the keyboard. A good way through, I realized my co-worker sitting across from me could see that the Apple logo was off. FML

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By Allie - 23/11/2018 12:00

Today, right after I finished writing a very important paper and saved it to my hard drive, my barely 2-year-old Macbook decided to completely stop functioning. I went to the Apple store and even they can't get it to turn on. That's $1500 down the drain along with my grade. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2010 15:51 - United Kingdom

Today, I bought a new Ipod to replace my old one which decided to stop working. After purchasing my new nano Ipod, I decided to bang my old Ipod on the desk very hard because it was useless. It started working again. FML

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By VidyaGameCollector - 03/05/2019 20:00 - Canada - Port Colborne

Today, because money is a little tight, I decided to sell one of my retro video game consoles. The family member that initially gave me it to me saw the ad on Facebook and demanded I give it back to them. FML

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By anon - 13/05/2009 17:39 - United States

Today, I graduated from college and my parents gave me an apple. Not the computer, the fruit. FML

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TahitiRose 1

Thursday 19 August 2010 9:09

Should have asked to see it first...

schwancy 2

Thursday 19 August 2010 9:14

Sell it to some other person dumb enough to buy it. You can't be the only one... or can you ?

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samuelmartin 0

Saturday 21 August 2010 19:09

ydi for wanting a mac

Reidar 11

Sunday 22 August 2010 1:08

@195: of course they didn't HAVE viruses, who would want to write a virus for 5 people? now that they are increasing in popularity, viruses are on their way...

hcovballer247 0

Sunday 22 August 2010 14:42

Your cousin just totally gave me an idea: I should get my pink dell laptop, and paint in silver, and paint the keys black. And try to sell it, because I want a mac soooo badly. Lol, jkjk I probably wouldn't do that. Haha

sallen0046 4

Sunday 22 August 2010 15:04

How exactly do your cousin's beliefs about what type of product an item is manage to affect your life in any way? If you actually paid in advance for an item you'd never even see, you really are a moron.

cheshirecat5 0

Monday 23 August 2010 7:41

that may be one of the smartest things i have ever heard in my life...*plotting*

NonExistance 0

Monday 23 August 2010 10:46

#195 You are an idiot for thinking it's impossible for a mac to get a virus. And There isn't much choice when buying a mac... you can get a laptop as fast as a mac for like, 1,200 dollars.

LaGriffonne 3

Monday 23 August 2010 23:43

The eternal and frankly ridiculous Mac/PC war. I own both a Mac and a PC and I can tell you there's not much of a difference so STFU. I use my Mac to work and do graphic design as that's what they're for and my PC for the rare times I want to play games. OP you so deserve it for buying junk without seeing it first.