Miscellaneous: Today, one of my cousins offered to sell me his mac for a low...

By roflcopter - 19/08/2010 00:53 - United States

Today, one of my cousins offered to sell me his mac for a low price. When I got it, I realized it was an old toshiba painted white with an apple sticker on it. My cousin still insists it's a mac. FML

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By thanks for the $5 gift voucher - 13/06/2015 16:34 - United States - Randleman

Today, my parents bought my 11-year-old brother a MacBook for my birthday. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/12/2022 21:00 - Australia

Today, I left my MacBook Pro on the kitchen counter, so my mother later ran it through the dishwasher, thinking it was a “lovely apple chopping board”. FML

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By fuckyouverymuch - 26/10/2013 19:48 - United States - Salida

Today, a friend sent me to a guy he knows who repairs various electronics for a very low price. Good news: he fixed my malfunctioning iPad. Bad news: it took me several hours to notice that he'd carved the words DOUCHE and HIPSTER into the back panel. FML

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By NC - 11/02/2010 07:32 - Malaysia

Today, I spilled some milk on my laptop. I was pretty sure it would be fine as it was only a bit of milk. While cleaning the residue, I knocked a whole bucket of water into the insides of the laptop. RIP Macbook. FML

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By noname - 17/02/2009 17:15 - United States

Today, I dropped my 400 dollar iphone, that's been through toilets and 6 foot falls, on a walmart floor and shattered the screen. I managed, however, to catch the 2 dollar macaroni and cheese before it hit the ground. FML

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By awk1 - 18/06/2013 00:55 - United States - Glennville

Today, I was packing up my stuff about to go home. I shut off my MacBook but was still pretending to work for the last few minutes, typing on the keyboard. A good way through, I realized my co-worker sitting across from me could see that the Apple logo was off. FML

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By Allie - 23/11/2018 12:00

Today, right after I finished writing a very important paper and saved it to my hard drive, my barely 2-year-old Macbook decided to completely stop functioning. I went to the Apple store and even they can't get it to turn on. That's $1500 down the drain along with my grade. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2010 15:51 - United Kingdom

Today, I bought a new Ipod to replace my old one which decided to stop working. After purchasing my new nano Ipod, I decided to bang my old Ipod on the desk very hard because it was useless. It started working again. FML

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By VidyaGameCollector - 03/05/2019 20:00 - Canada - Port Colborne

Today, because money is a little tight, I decided to sell one of my retro video game consoles. The family member that initially gave me it to me saw the ad on Facebook and demanded I give it back to them. FML

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By anon - 13/05/2009 17:39 - United States

Today, I graduated from college and my parents gave me an apple. Not the computer, the fruit. FML

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TahitiRose 1

Thursday 19 August 2010 9:09

Should have asked to see it first...

schwancy 2

Thursday 19 August 2010 9:14

Sell it to some other person dumb enough to buy it. You can't be the only one... or can you ?

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jc003 0

Thursday 19 August 2010 9:19

ydi for having a stupid cousin :D or maybe ydi just cuz

agirlnamedhope 0

Thursday 19 August 2010 9:21

lol

AnnaBananaAUS 0

Thursday 19 August 2010 9:24

underneath the toshiba sticker its really a mac

emmiep1011 7

Thursday 19 August 2010 9:35

Haha. Too bad for you (:

aardvarkish 15

Thursday 19 August 2010 9:37

You should know that any one who has a Mac would not part with it.

Arsonnist 3

Thursday 19 August 2010 9:41

I'll buy it at a high price.

SirWhatsHisFace 0

Thursday 19 August 2010 9:43

do I sense a smosh reference?

HappyPickles 11

Thursday 19 August 2010 9:50

You have no option - arrange to have his knees broken - what a slimeball... Oh - and once his knees have been broken - shove an apple up his arse - just so knows what one is for future reference :o)