Work: Today, one of my co-workers threw a piece of garbage at the waste...

By ManagerWithoutRespect - 05/12/2016 05:14 - Canada - Saint Albert

Today, one of my co-workers threw a piece of garbage at the waste bin beside me. When it missed, he said, "Aw, I missed the garbage... and the bin beside it." FML

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By SwoopingEagle - 09/06/2017 20:00

Today, my co-workers were laughing at me because I couldn't throw paper into the bin, regardless of how close I was. Annoyed, I tried to prove then wrong by angry throwing paper into the bin that was no less that 1 cm away from me. I missed. FML

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You deserved it 1 309

By Anonymous - 12/01/2014 17:28 - United States - Sharon

Today, I was walking home from a horrible day at work, when some idiot emptied a trashcan on my head from his apartment balcony. He cried "Oh shit!" and apologized because I wasn't his intended target. FML

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Wealth gap

By Anonymous - 06/01/2023 08:00 - Canada - Regina

Today, a coworker threw my lunch in the trash. They'd just got back from holidays, and I use the same containers they do. My leftovers "looked like something they'd eat", so they thought it was something they'd forgotten before going on holidays. It was leftovers that I'd been spacing out, trying to make last till payday. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/05/2012 01:10 - United States - Saint Louis

Today, someone threw an open soda can at me from a car. It missed, so they circled around and threw an unopened can. That one hit. FML

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You deserved it 2 028

By Typrokka - 22/10/2009 17:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to drop the garbage in the compactor as I left to do some shopping. I quickly put my handbag down on the side, threw the 'garbage' in the machine, watched it do its thing, and then turned round to find... the bag of garbage on the side. FML

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You deserved it 32 185

Trashed

By Sailorjoe - 25/08/2009 01:45 - United States

Today, I had to take out the trash at work and I kept trying to throw it in the dumpster. After five tries I finally made it in. I was feeling pretty good since the bag was heavy. That was until I turned around and saw about 30 of my coworkers applauding and laughing at me. FML

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You deserved it 7 284

By FML - 12/11/2009 07:14 - United States

Today, I held a container while a patient tried to throw up in it. She missed. FML

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You deserved it 3 280

By whoops - 29/06/2014 20:37 - United States - Hicksville

Today, my mom told me to take out the trash. I thought it would be a good idea to Hulk-smash it into the can. I missed. The bag ripped and garbage flew everywhere. FML

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You deserved it 60 910

Herbie Kirby

By Anonymous - 30/04/2023 12:00

Today, I was literally taking care of my coworker's garbage. Piss was dumped on me as I lifted the Herbie Kirby to the larger dumpster. What the fuck, people? Don’t literally leave your waste for others to take care of. FML

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You deserved it 114

By KO: - 30/04/2014 04:20 - United States

Today, I was changing the garbage at a local fast food place where I work. Being a rather short guy, I had to lean back and fling the full, heavy bag at the top. I did so with such force that my head hit the dumpster, knocking me out. FML

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MBielefeld 20

Wednesday 7 December 2016 1:05

That's when you respond with: "Shut up Carl, this is why your wife left you"

FMLUser404 4

Wednesday 7 December 2016 1:01

hes just trying to be funny. dont take it personally op.

Comments

CamBamShamDaMan 26

Wednesday 7 December 2016 13:26

Take a joke, jeez

FoxOne_fml 12

Wednesday 7 December 2016 13:41

At my last job we could easily say such things to each other because we had a really good team spirit and joking around with each other. But if you are not so close that you are like friends then it's deeply unprofessional and definitely not okay.

ollygollymolly 6

Wednesday 7 December 2016 19:04

Maybe they were joking?

Draikon 6

Wednesday 7 December 2016 20:46

Jesus Christ, i'm 24, have had a job since i was 13, and no matter what type of job i've had there has always been friendly banter, YDI for being insulted for one little snide comment. If we are talking about coworkers that repeadeately belittle and insult you at every chance, that is totally different, that is bullying and i get that can be tough. But one little light insult and you not only take it to heart, but are actually pathetic enough to run to a website to whine about it. Honestly you are trash, YDI.

OhPuhleeze 23

Wednesday 7 December 2016 21:31

A good comeback would've been "Awww, you missed the garbage? Good thing you are only 5 steps from it. (Pick up the bin and take it to him) Here's the garbage in its bin, give it a good hug whenever you want, and you can take it home when you leave. The bin has to stay in the office though."