Today, on my way to work I stopped at a winery and spent around $120 on 2 bottles of wine for my boss, since it was his birthday. When I gave him the gift, in exchange he let me know I am being laid off - his consolation was "if you can afford this wine I'm sure you'll be OK". FML
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Today, at the winery, my boss proudly made a spectacle of the new, high quality bottles. After over a year of employment without breaking a bottle, I shattered three before lunch. FML
Today, my bosses were boasting about their work-funded retreat, including the $1,800 bottle of wine the company paid for. This would be fine if they hadn't just told me there are no funds to pay me for the work they've got me doing. We are also the biggest company in our industry. FML
Today, a man tried to rob the winery I worked at by knife-point. I managed to scare him off by throwing a bottle of wine at him. My boss fired me because I broke a $25 bottle of wine. FML
Today, my rather large boss told me how the company needs to save money, how we are going downhill fast, even suggesting that we might go bankrupt very soon. He then went on to ask me to go get him some very expensive scotch using the company credit card to, "help him cope with the stress." FML
Today, my coworker got a raise by making our boss give me a pay cut for doing his job while he was slacking off. As we were heading home for the day, he found $100. FML
Today, I got married and I'd invited everyone from work including my boss. His way of congratulating me was to mention that I'm out of a job. He said it was a good time to do it because he thought I would be too happy or too drunk to care. FML
Today, while making a grand show of his generosity, my boss gave me my own commissions as a wedding gift. FML
Today, my boss got a promotion and I got laid off. FML
Today, after three weeks of my boss telling me how much he appreciates my hard work and has submitted my name up for a promotion, he called me into his office to announce I'm being laid off. FML
Today, I gave my boss a gift card as a late birthday present, since I wasn't in the office on his actual birthday. He accused me of trying to bribe my way to a promotion, and suspended me on the spot. FML
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tenkenshi 2
Should have taken them back and told him.. "I just got fired, I think I'll need these more than you."
mark_my_words 0
I would have taken it back, if i were you.
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Comments (64)
tenkenshi 2
Should have taken them back and told him.. "I just got fired, I think I'll need these more than you."
AndelleRae 9
What a douche bag. That's really unfortunate, OP. I hope something better comes along.
rukiafujioka 0
I would've just taken it back, or smashed the two bottles on his head xDD
Mancubus 2
Your former boss sounds like a sociopath, which seems to be the norm amongst corporate managers these days.
aback 5
Don't be such a suckup.
Ranoona 0
I would have taken the wine back.
Nacirema20 0
wat an asshole! FYL.
lil_lucy23 0
yeah, I hope you took those bottles back and opened one in front of him! If it were me, I would have had a nice cocktail as I cleaned out my desk. lol sorry. :( it was a nice gesture though.
auroraaustralis 0
That sucks. Definitely FYL. And, yeah, maybe you could afford them when you were getting a -salary-. Take them back and return them.
Pastor_Rich 0
that's a drag, ask him to be a good reference and move on