By niceboss - 25/11/2010 02:32 - Singapore

Today, on my first day of work, my new boss treated me to lunch. Thinking she was really nice, I thanked her for the treat. She fixed me with a cold, unsmiling stare and said, "Oh, don't thank me. I'm being paid to do this." FML
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green_eyes124 0

Hey, it was free right?! Lucky you : )

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piepieburger 0

Well, technically, so are you.

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green_eyes124 0

Hey, it was free right?! Lucky you : )

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Nerrage 0

No such thing as a free lunch.

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starile 19

Seriously, I don't see the problem. Who cares if the boss didnt smile? I suppose all these people implying the boss is a bitch get treated out to eat by their employer often?

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spaerro 8

So she's getting paid to pay for your food? Dafuq?

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piepieburger 0

Well, technically, so are you.

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TheOptimist 0

You should of said, "Hey, so am I!"

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PurplePigeon 0

2: I like your mirror pic only because it isn't in a bathroom. :)

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starile 19

22: I like your pic because it looks DELICIOUS. Did you make those yourself?

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YaLubluTebya 0

well, its strictly business

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iSitt 0

welcome to reality

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michaelscott69 0

it's not personal, it's strictly buisness

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mathew17986g 2

well what a great way to start of your new job :)

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piepieburger 0

That's when you order the lobster and then decide that "your not that hungry" once it arrives.

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olarvman 5

always hungry for lobster.ALWAYS!!!

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Mehness 0

24 - I had lobster tails once... they were pretty badly prepared :/ They were dry D: Although I had them at TGI Fridays so that's kind of expected. Meanwhile, I had crab once at Red Lobster and it 'twas quite good :D

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skittle68 0

I prefer crab to lobster.

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CakeSlicer 0

Haha... that cracked me up! Im so sorry its just so funny! Anyway, FYL.

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SereniLove 0

dp looks like yuri lol

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MagicMushrooms 0

I think she likes you. :)

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element1165 0

slap her and then piss on her

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ImmaZebra 0

I sure wouldn't want to get you mad.

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FFML_314 11

Light her car on fire and poison her fish.

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xVictoriaDreamz 0

Wah, Wah Wah...

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