Sherlock
France
Today, my youngest son had to have stitches on his chin. He did great; I passed out. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
clutzymama
Woodbridge, Canada
Great parenting
Today, my 4-year-old daughter slipped on ceramic tile and I had to take her to the ER for 5 stitches to her chin. When we got home, I promptly split her chin open again as I over enthusiastically re-enacted how she fell to my husband and accidentally clocked her square in the chin. FML
jami898
Medford, United States
Duty
Today, I passed out. I fell to the hardwood floor, cut my chin, and bit through my lip. Fortunately, my brother was there to help stop the bleeding and get me some water. All I had to do was wait until he finished his game of Call of Duty. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I walked outside, slipped, busted my head, and had to get 7 stitches. Turns out my son thought it would be funny to spray the sidewalk with water last night so it would freeze. He got a laugh, and I spent over $100 on the stitches. FML
Lucky me
Weert, The Netherlands
Nature ain't all that great
Today, I was helping my boyfriend in the garden. When I wanted to break a piece of wood, I lost my balance. Head first against a stone. Result: five stitches in my upper lip, and a loose tooth. FML
DaddyZ
United States
Today, my youngest son thought that RedBull actually gave him wings. What it actually gave him was a trip to the ER and 7 stitches. It also gave me a meeting with social services. FML
LaurenB
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Epping, United States
Freak out
Today, after a very painful mouth surgery, I went home to take a nap. Then my nose started bleeding, so I stuck a tissue in it and fell asleep. When I woke up, I was so high from painkillers that when I saw the tissue, I thought it was a ghost. I screamed so loud I burst a stitch. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I had to be go to the ER after I fell on a rake. After having stiches put in, my Mom wanted me to go to the store with her. My friend saw me at the store and thought it would be funny to rip off the band aid because she thought I was hiding a zit. She ripped out my stitches. FML
Anonymous
Fredericksburg, United States
Today, I had to pick my 22-year-old son up from the hospital, after he got blind drunk, got his hand stuck in a Pringles can, and got the bright idea of staggering to the local ER to get it cut off. FML
Clumsy Clumsy
Spruce Grove, Canada
Today, I ran up to my boyfriend to kiss him when he got home from work. I tripped and I fell on him, and he fell backwards. He ended up hitting his head on the sidewalk and had to get stitches. He also had a concussion. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I received a serious concussion and several stitches to the back of my head. The attacker? My mom. FML
Top comments
Mordred_fml 0
Jeez, people. Obviously, none of you have kids who have been injured and/or sensitivity to blood and wounds. People faint at the sight of blood sometimes, or they get upset and overwhelmed when their kid has been hurt. I say FYL, OP. But at least your son got through it.
mzhonesty 0
Your son had more of a FML than you. :
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Comments (84)
daneeyoll 0
man of the house. reassigned.
asdfghjkl14 0
daaaaamn you a bitch
gazelle_fml 0
how's that an fml? are u gonna be mad at the world Now because u passed out? thats stupid. or maybe ur fml type was just a spur of the moment thing? hmm....
LexiRawr 0
...This is more of a MLIA.
TotchiNeko 0
not fml worthy.
stormin972 0
Great parenting. Douche
azag19 0
Lol, omg, poor you. It sounds pretty funny, though. =)
lindsaylikeomg 0
way to be there for your son :/
cambarden 0
My mom did the same thing... she just couldn't take the sight of an 8 month old screaming while needles were being shoved into and out of his skin. Chin up hun.
XBCX96 4
if you passed out, how do you know he did well?