Today, my youngest son thought that RedBull actually gave him wings. What it actually gave him was a trip to the ER and 7 stitches. It also gave me a meeting with social services. FML I agree, your life sucks 46956 I agree, your life sucks 46956 You deserved it 8204 You deserved it 8204 2 2 12 25 By DaddyZ - / Sunday 27 June 2010 13:30 / United States
Today, I was babysitting a six year old girl, when I saw a huge spider on the wall. I screamed and told her to stay back. Instead, she walked up to the... I agree, your life sucks 12324 I agree, your life sucks 12324 You deserved it 30973 You deserved it 30973 127
Switzerland Today, my sixteen-year-old daughter put her soda in the microwave to “cool it down by making the ice cubes melt faster”. FML
Today, I had to explain to my daughter that just because it says non-toxic on the crayons, it doesn't mean that you should eat them. She's 16. FML I agree, your life sucks 47618 I agree, your life sucks 47618 You deserved it 5841 You deserved it 5841 124
Today, my mentally disabled brother chose to come out to our entire southern family while he was giving a eulogy at our grandfather's funeral. FML I agree, your life sucks 815 I agree, your life sucks 815 You deserved it 82 You deserved it 82 15
Today, my class had a debate about religion. My classmate said that Christians couldn’t be circumcised because “only Jewish people are”. Without thinking... I agree, your life sucks 2 I agree, your life sucks 2 You deserved it 2 You deserved it 2
Canada Today, I found out why my art teacher was so reluctant to return my artwork that he'd borrowed to display. He dropped a white splotch of paint in the centre...
Philippines Today, one of my younger nephews had an epileptic seizure. My mom started to administer wrong treatments she learned from Google. Being a doctor, I told...
Today, at work, I received flowers from a Tinder fling gone wrong. He constantly flipped out on me and then would apologize. I finally got tired of it...
Today, I borrowed my friend's truck to move. After unloading everything, I worked up a killer appetite and went to a drive thru. I found some Germ X in...
Today, my "friend" returned my Survival Edition of Fallout 3. I should be happy, but he scratched it all to hell. My dad paid nearly $500 for it. He refuses...
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