Today, my younger sister's dog broke its leg. The vets are closed today so instead of going on a date with a girl I have been trying to get for at least 2 years, I need to carry an 80 lb. dog that hates me, up and down the stairs. I already got bit twice. FML
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Today, I was playing with my dog, teasing her, to cheer myself up after being dumped by my girlfriend. My dog bit me hard and I had to go to hospital. The dog has to be put down. FML
Today, my sister asked me to let her dog out of the kennel when I got home. I did only to have the little beast bite me. She then ate the entire content of the cat's litter box, which she couldn't keep down. FML
Today, I tripped over a dog and broke my elbow. I'm stuck dogsitting for the rest of the weekend and he won't stop jumping up at my broken arm. FML
Today, my girlfriend's sister tried to pull the dog jaw prank on me, accidentally biting my finger in the process. Now she's mad at me because her tooth got chipped when I pulled my hand back, completely disregarding the fact that my finger needed stitches from her bite. FML
Today, I realized I was late for work, so I rushed out of bed only to accidentally step onto my dog which then promptly bit my leg and now I'm in the ER. FML
Today, I had to pry my sister's used tampon out from between my dog's jaws. FML
Today, I was running with my sister's dog. It had the brilliant idea of shooting between my legs and I immediately faceplanted on the cement. I now have a swollen nose and cuts all over my body. I'm a grown man who does martial arts and I got beat up by a dog the size of a baby. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me over the phone, after having left me to look after her dog while she went on a 2-week vacation with her family. Now I have to choose between paying for a kennel for her damn dog or taking care of it every day until she gets back. FML
Today, I went to visit my grandpa. He has an easily excited dog, who barreled into my freshly broken knee. I felt my knee move out of place again. The dog chipped a tooth. We went to the vet first. FML
Today, I found out I won't be able to go to college. Why? My sister's horse needs surgery. FML
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lGreenspanl 2
well at least you helped your younger sisters dog, and maybe if you explain the situation to the girl, she will understand
satanstoystore 0
explain it to the girl. w/o complaining. you will win points. btw, a broken leg is an emergency. vet hospitals have emergency numbers.
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Comments (99)
jessxoxo28 5
awww, poor dogie... sorry about the date... but y couldnt ur sister do it?
yayclaire 1
just explain to the girl what happened. If you want her that bad there is nothing holding you back except yourself. just ask her out again :)
Pastor_Rich 0
vets always have an emergency number, call it dipwad
penguinlord 0
What's the point of carrying a crippled dog up and down your stairs???
usnwife 18
Maybe the have to go down stairs to get outside, and he carries it out so it can go to the bathroom? That's the only logical reason I can come up with anyway... :/
zpicci 0
why are you carrying it down the stairs if the vet is closed? did I miss something or misread or what?
tgd4444 9
he wanted training for his hiking expedition. Used the dog as weights.
perdix 29
You gave up a chance for sex to help your little sister and a wounded animal? When you go on your rain-check date with that girl, she is going to **** your brains out because you're soooooooo sweet! Great move, Casanova!
darkmis1 17
If you call the vet for an emergency, they'll come in.
sfgfan10 0
tell her you can't help because you have a date.
isacn187 0
dude take him to the vet emergency..how would you like to wait a day with a broken leg. its painful to them to u know
licketyslit 0
YDI for not feeding a hungry asian with that dog, dumbass