Today, my younger sister's dog broke its leg. The vets are closed today so instead of going on a date with a girl I have been trying to get for at least 2 years, I need to carry an 80 lb. dog that hates me, up and down the stairs. I already got bit twice. FML
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Today, I was playing with my dog, teasing her, to cheer myself up after being dumped by my girlfriend. My dog bit me hard and I had to go to hospital. The dog has to be put down. FML
Today, my sister asked me to let her dog out of the kennel when I got home. I did only to have the little beast bite me. She then ate the entire content of the cat's litter box, which she couldn't keep down. FML
Today, I tripped over a dog and broke my elbow. I'm stuck dogsitting for the rest of the weekend and he won't stop jumping up at my broken arm. FML
Today, my girlfriend's sister tried to pull the dog jaw prank on me, accidentally biting my finger in the process. Now she's mad at me because her tooth got chipped when I pulled my hand back, completely disregarding the fact that my finger needed stitches from her bite. FML
Today, I realized I was late for work, so I rushed out of bed only to accidentally step onto my dog which then promptly bit my leg and now I'm in the ER. FML
Today, I had to pry my sister's used tampon out from between my dog's jaws. FML
Today, I was running with my sister's dog. It had the brilliant idea of shooting between my legs and I immediately faceplanted on the cement. I now have a swollen nose and cuts all over my body. I'm a grown man who does martial arts and I got beat up by a dog the size of a baby. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me over the phone, after having left me to look after her dog while she went on a 2-week vacation with her family. Now I have to choose between paying for a kennel for her damn dog or taking care of it every day until she gets back. FML
Today, I went to visit my grandpa. He has an easily excited dog, who barreled into my freshly broken knee. I felt my knee move out of place again. The dog chipped a tooth. We went to the vet first. FML
Today, I found out I won't be able to go to college. Why? My sister's horse needs surgery. FML
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lGreenspanl 2
well at least you helped your younger sisters dog, and maybe if you explain the situation to the girl, she will understand
satanstoystore 0
explain it to the girl. w/o complaining. you will win points. btw, a broken leg is an emergency. vet hospitals have emergency numbers.
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missmegs129 1
Best. Older brother. Ever. Ik for a fact that my brother wouldn't do that for me:(
dontyawishyaknew 12
You're so sweet!
giggitygoo12 7
Old Yeler time
natsaysheyyy 16
The vet's office may be closed, but the vet ER is open 24/7. A broken leg needs to be looked at immediately. Poor dog.
kittenzZz 4
Why did you have to do it? Your parents are responsible for your sister and all her shit. Not you!
echo_of_shadows 14
Dude, I'd have just bailed and gone on the date anyways.
Yolandababy2 14
That's what kills me. They have emergency around the clock for us but the vet is closed? I wonder how long does this dog have to suffer in pain before he gets his leg looked at and fixed. This saddens me.
asmb100 27
I know that feel, brother. Once, my sister's cat decided to make a quick dash under a trailer we were towing out of the driveway and got pinned. She lost her leg, and we rushed her to the vet, even though they were closed. On the way there, the cat decided to sink her claws into my shoulder. I bled, a lot. But at least you're able to get a date!
Nicole67192 2
IS THE DOG OK?!?!?!?!
JasonTodd55 15
Well at least it'll make you seem like a good person