Today, my younger sister's dog broke its leg. The vets are closed today so instead of going on a date with a girl I have been trying to get for at least 2 years, I need to carry an 80 lb. dog that hates me, up and down the stairs. I already got bit twice. FML
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Today, I was playing with my dog, teasing her, to cheer myself up after being dumped by my girlfriend. My dog bit me hard and I had to go to hospital. The dog has to be put down. FML
Today, my sister asked me to let her dog out of the kennel when I got home. I did only to have the little beast bite me. She then ate the entire content of the cat's litter box, which she couldn't keep down. FML
Today, I tripped over a dog and broke my elbow. I'm stuck dogsitting for the rest of the weekend and he won't stop jumping up at my broken arm. FML
Today, my girlfriend's sister tried to pull the dog jaw prank on me, accidentally biting my finger in the process. Now she's mad at me because her tooth got chipped when I pulled my hand back, completely disregarding the fact that my finger needed stitches from her bite. FML
Today, I realized I was late for work, so I rushed out of bed only to accidentally step onto my dog which then promptly bit my leg and now I'm in the ER. FML
Today, I had to pry my sister's used tampon out from between my dog's jaws. FML
Today, I was running with my sister's dog. It had the brilliant idea of shooting between my legs and I immediately faceplanted on the cement. I now have a swollen nose and cuts all over my body. I'm a grown man who does martial arts and I got beat up by a dog the size of a baby. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me over the phone, after having left me to look after her dog while she went on a 2-week vacation with her family. Now I have to choose between paying for a kennel for her damn dog or taking care of it every day until she gets back. FML
Today, I went to visit my grandpa. He has an easily excited dog, who barreled into my freshly broken knee. I felt my knee move out of place again. The dog chipped a tooth. We went to the vet first. FML
Today, I found out I won't be able to go to college. Why? My sister's horse needs surgery. FML
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lGreenspanl 2
well at least you helped your younger sisters dog, and maybe if you explain the situation to the girl, she will understand
satanstoystore 0
explain it to the girl. w/o complaining. you will win points. btw, a broken leg is an emergency. vet hospitals have emergency numbers.
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som_fml 0
I'm all for caring for your pets, but I wouldn't tolerate a biting dog. If it bites, it stays outside. Your sister can deal with it then.
palmtrees 1
You think just maybe the dog is biting because it's in excruciating PAIN every time he moves it? Wouldn't you bite at someone who induces agony every time they touch you? It is by far an understatement to say that it hurts to be jostled around with an unstabilized fracture...
cxal_fml 0
All vets either see patients after hours for emergencies, or work in collaboration with another vet/animal hospital to see emergency cases after hours. Heck my vets office was closed friday-sunday, but he still came to the office on a friday night, when we called because the one cat had been caught in a trap (which an idiot neighbor put in our yard to protect his buffalo from being attacked) You guys are setting yourself up for animal abuse conviction by not taking the dog to be treated.
astan92 1
Man **** yo sis. Family is worth nothing these days. You should have gone on that date. And probably should have killed the dog too.
jts2 3
Just talk to the girl; She's not someone you want to go out with if she gets mad after that.
jts2 3
.. Yay for idiots? (at least on my end, this didn't end up where I meant for it to be. A reply to Astan. >_>)
ChunAsperEndao 0
Neither is your life effed, nor do you deserve it. You're doing a good thing, and you'll get another chance at the date, and probably look better in the girl's eyes because of it. You should feel proud, not persecuted by fate.
cxal_fml 0
Refusing to take an animal, clearly in need of medical care, to a veterinarian hardly qualifies as a good thing. All they'd have to do is listen to the message on the answering machine and know exactly how they could get their dog care immediately
Laiaira 0
That poor ******* dog. The poor animal had a broken leg, and was in pain. You guys really couldn't take him to the EMERGENCY room?? Vets have emergency numbers on the answering machine. No wonder he bit you, he's scared and he's in pain, and everytime you take him UP and down the stairs it probably hurts him. You guys really had to move him? God this is just bad pet ownership and I really ******* hate that there are people like you out there. Thanks a lot for taking good care of your pet, jerk.
welderchick87 0
That is technically cruelty to the dog. The most likely reason the dog is biting you, is because it is in horrible pain, and is being moved and carried. You know, I hope you fall and break your leg, and that you're forced to wait to go to the ER. How would you like it?
bre_zip_it_up13 11
tell your sister to carry that bitch and why you got to let go of your date just cause a dog leg is broke shouldn't the dog be on that heifas bed any ways cALL THE GIRL
gothicwench 0
You're a whiney scumbag. Take the dog to the vet and stop being such an arsehole.