Today, my younger brother called me saying he's getting married. Now, I have to attend my ex's wedding. I'm the best man. FML
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Today, my brother announced his engagement. I'm going to be the Maid of Honor. My ex, who told me after five years of dating that he didn't believe in marriage, is going to be the Best Man. I get to walk down the aisle with him. FML
Today, my brother is getting married to my crush of 7 years. To make that even worse, they're moving in with me. FML
Today, I received a wedding invitation. It was from my ex-girlfriend, who left me for my brother. FML
Today, my younger brother got in engaged. When we had a conversation about the wedding, he asked why the hell would I be involved with any of it! He used to be my best friend. I don’t know what happened. FML
Today, my ex husband is marrying my sister. FML
Today, both my brother and sister missed my wedding. She was playing in a Call of Duty tournament, and he got so high that he forgot about the wedding completely. He was my best man. FML
Today, I found out my oldest brother is getting married in two weeks. I heard about it through one of my two sisters, who pretty much helped end his last marriage, and who he hasn’t spoken to in 3 years. She wanted to complain about the invite taking so long. I still haven’t been invited, and I thought we were on good terms. FML
Today, my wedding is scheduled for next week. Today is also the day my whole family had an epic falling out, resulting in my mother disowning my brother. Apart from having them taking turns sobbing at me through the phone, they're also not coming to the wedding. I paid the hotel rooms in advance. FML
Today, I arrived at my best friend's wedding and found out that my invitation was no longer valid. His brother tried to explain that they'd decided to make the ceremony for family members only, then two our classmates popped out to say hello. They're not related, neither to my friend nor to his fiancée. FML
Today, my best friend of over 16 years is getting married. I was supposed to be her Maid of Honor. Instead I was uninvited a few weeks ago. FML
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byron7109 6
that's messed up dude
quadder 0
he's got the sloppy seconds
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Comments (91)
thisgirl2u 9
I think during the best man's speech you should make a clever joke about how you dodged the bullet and your brother just happened to get in the way. Or something to that effect. :)
unchained_fml 0
dude. say your gonna go and like 63 said, dont go. seriously what kind of brother dates his brothers ex girl in the first place?
unchained_fml 0
Do the right thing here and ruin their day mayne.
frostiebeanz 0
ask him how your penis taste
vip3r20 8
yeah you definitely don't have to go.
maybaybe 0
hahah
Xavi89 0
kick him in the nutz before he comes down the alter!
dani_zombie 0
give them the best wedding gift and ruin their their wedding reception...steal her at midnight and show you're brother that you're the best man.after all this forget you even had a brother and hit him where it hurts him the most and not physically...
Vilefire 0
You dated your BROTHER?!?!
username1259 0
your younger brother is your ex boyfriend? haha Kentucky is a ****** up state