Love: Today, my younger brother called me saying he's getting married.... - FML

By Anonymous - 18/12/2010 03:07 - United States

Today, my younger brother called me saying he's getting married. Now, I have to attend my ex's wedding. I'm the best man. FML

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By Username - 29/05/2019 12:15

Today, my brother announced his engagement. I'm going to be the Maid of Honor. My ex, who told me after five years of dating that he didn't believe in marriage, is going to be the Best Man. I get to walk down the aisle with him. FML

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By Devo - 12/08/2021 19:01

Today, I received a wedding invitation. It was from my ex-girlfriend, who left me for my brother. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2021 14:00

Today, my younger brother got in engaged. When we had a conversation about the wedding, he asked why the hell would I be involved with any of it! He used to be my best friend. I don’t know what happened. FML

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By uetlqdja - 21/05/2011 15:31 - United States

Today, my ex husband is marrying my sister. FML

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By What a happy day - 14/01/2013 17:36 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, both my brother and sister missed my wedding. She was playing in a Call of Duty tournament, and he got so high that he forgot about the wedding completely. He was my best man. FML

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By GoFigure - 15/06/2016 13:33 - Germany - Berlin

Today, my wedding is scheduled for next week. Today is also the day my whole family had an epic falling out, resulting in my mother disowning my brother. Apart from having them taking turns sobbing at me through the phone, they're also not coming to the wedding. I paid the hotel rooms in advance. FML

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By Disappointed - 16/12/2023 16:00 - United States - Piscataway

Today, I arrived at my best friend's wedding and found out that my invitation was no longer valid. His brother tried to explain that they'd decided to make the ceremony for family members only, then two our classmates popped out to say hello. They're not related, neither to my friend nor to his fiancée. FML

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By he's mine - 14/11/2012 07:46 - United Kingdom - Harpenden

Today, I found my sister's wedding book. Inside it was a list of potential grooms; she'd written down all of my ex-boyfriends. And my fiancé. We're getting married in three weeks. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/10/2013 20:16 - United States - Chicago

Today, my fiancé's best friend, who will be our best man at our wedding, decided to confess his feelings for me and tell me how he's always dreamed of us eloping together. The wedding is going to be awkward. FML

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byron7109 6

Saturday 18 December 2010 8:45

that's messed up dude

quadder 0

Saturday 18 December 2010 8:47

he's got the sloppy seconds

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sk3l370n 0

Sunday 19 December 2010 2:47

gay incest eh?

someone234 5

Sunday 19 December 2010 14:52

what the **** are u lot talking about? his younger brother is basically getting married to his ex girlfriend, basically, his younger brother doesnt rate him, is it that hard to understand?

122409 0

Sunday 19 December 2010 7:33

homewrecker!

ScrabbleBabe2010 0

Sunday 19 December 2010 16:50

So be happy for them?

GeneralTso 2

Sunday 19 December 2010 19:23

cant wait to hear the speech

ngb39 1

Monday 20 December 2010 5:54

u deserved it for not getting married to her first

Daelda 6

Tuesday 21 December 2010 0:22

If you can't be happy for them, you should have declined the Best Man role - in fact, there is still time to do so, I would imagine.

DistantSun119 0

Wednesday 22 December 2010 7:33

you should show up late, and drunk, like in the middle of the service, and totally crash the wedding

mikeydakid59 0

Thursday 23 December 2010 3:27

wow. that's horrible

kittykat52810 0

Saturday 25 December 2010 8:39

at least you can tell your brother "you're gonna love the way she licks your balls"

fmlss 1

Sunday 27 March 2011 6:21

Okay, I married my ex's brother. Yesterday. He dumped me for some ho he cheated on me with and decided to dump me on Valentines. My husband is great. Meeting my ex just led to marrying my husband. Everyone else, **** off.

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