Today, my younger brother called me saying he's getting married. Now, I have to attend my ex's wedding. I'm the best man. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my brother announced his engagement. I'm going to be the Maid of Honor. My ex, who told me after five years of dating that he didn't believe in marriage, is going to be the Best Man. I get to walk down the aisle with him. FML
Today, my brother is getting married to my crush of 7 years. To make that even worse, they're moving in with me. FML
Today, I received a wedding invitation. It was from my ex-girlfriend, who left me for my brother. FML
Today, my younger brother got in engaged. When we had a conversation about the wedding, he asked why the hell would I be involved with any of it! He used to be my best friend. I don’t know what happened. FML
Today, my ex husband is marrying my sister. FML
Today, both my brother and sister missed my wedding. She was playing in a Call of Duty tournament, and he got so high that he forgot about the wedding completely. He was my best man. FML
Today, I found out my oldest brother is getting married in two weeks. I heard about it through one of my two sisters, who pretty much helped end his last marriage, and who he hasn’t spoken to in 3 years. She wanted to complain about the invite taking so long. I still haven’t been invited, and I thought we were on good terms. FML
Today, my wedding is scheduled for next week. Today is also the day my whole family had an epic falling out, resulting in my mother disowning my brother. Apart from having them taking turns sobbing at me through the phone, they're also not coming to the wedding. I paid the hotel rooms in advance. FML
Today, I arrived at my best friend's wedding and found out that my invitation was no longer valid. His brother tried to explain that they'd decided to make the ceremony for family members only, then two our classmates popped out to say hello. They're not related, neither to my friend nor to his fiancée. FML
Today, my best friend of over 16 years is getting married. I was supposed to be her Maid of Honor. Instead I was uninvited a few weeks ago. FML
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byron7109 6
that's messed up dude
quadder 0
he's got the sloppy seconds
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Comments (91)
sk3l370n 0
gay incest eh?
someone234 5
what the **** are u lot talking about? his younger brother is basically getting married to his ex girlfriend, basically, his younger brother doesnt rate him, is it that hard to understand?
122409 0
homewrecker!
ScrabbleBabe2010 0
So be happy for them?
GeneralTso 2
cant wait to hear the speech
ngb39 1
u deserved it for not getting married to her first
Daelda 6
If you can't be happy for them, you should have declined the Best Man role - in fact, there is still time to do so, I would imagine.
DistantSun119 0
you should show up late, and drunk, like in the middle of the service, and totally crash the wedding
mikeydakid59 0
wow. that's horrible
kittykat52810 0
at least you can tell your brother "you're gonna love the way she licks your balls"
fmlss 1
Okay, I married my ex's brother. Yesterday. He dumped me for some ho he cheated on me with and decided to dump me on Valentines. My husband is great. Meeting my ex just led to marrying my husband. Everyone else, **** off.