Baldy
New Zealand
Today, my wife told me that she was leaving me for someone with more hair. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Told you so
Today, my wife is leaving me for the guy she told me not to worry about, who is also her ex. FML
Nick
United States
Today, my wife of over 20 years told me she wants a divorce because she wants "a change in life." She has had the same mullet haircut since '84. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Ciao!
Today, I found out that my wife of 5 years has decided to change everything: her job, clothes, hair style, car, and me. FML
an unlucky man
Simi Valley, United States
Today, my current wife left me for my ex-wife. FML
cogu
France
Today, I realized my girlfriend has more hair on her abdomen than I have on mine. FML
Blake
Hair issues
Today, my wife is angry with me because after she'd convinced me to grow out my hair, it exposed my receding hairline. I shaved my head to the same appearance as when she married me, so I could feel more comfortable with my own body. FML
athlete47
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I was "changing too much." My big change was a haircut. FML
meach
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of a bad haircut. She was the one who cut my hair. FML
Anonymous
Netherlands
Sometimes, they just do
Today, my girlfriend told me she was leaving me for another man. Devastated, I asked what he had that I didn't. Apparently, "a big penis and a stable job" mean more to her than two years of love and dedication. FML
Anonymous
Today, my wife, who knows I'm attracted to women with long hair just like 95% of men, instead of growing her hair long, said she is going to stop being friends with any women who have long hair because she doesn't want me to be attracted to them. FML
Top comments
Uncouth 0
Tell her you were planning on leaving her for someone with less stretch marks.
wheresmyfood 0
:O pull her hair out!
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Comments (150)
Harvysgrl 1
Thats ridiculous!! What a bitch!!
irforever 0
awww that sucks!
playboyintown 4
get a ripped body like Jason statham and ask her if she wants to change her mind.
Griggy 0
Shave her then leave her!! See how she likes it!!
heyimjennyFML 5
bosley!!
C6Racer 0
70, you just made it known to every person in the world.
katiebells 0
toupee? :D
MissBunny25 0
hey, 70, 1 can do whatever the **** they want. yeah, bitch im calling you out. how about posting something relevant to the FML? if it offends you, go take some ******* midol, or shove a new tampon up your hole. you might want to get that stick out of your ass, too. It might give you a splinter. Love, MissBunny25
C6Racer 0
Love MissBunny25
A7X_LoVeee 10
Why the hell do you care 70? Shit grow up. Also, take bunny's advice.