By rj - 12/05/2012 14:42 - United States - Goddard

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Today, my wife told me she was pregnant. I don't remember having sex since last year. FML
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Il_Maestro 6

Either she cheated or I would recommend seeing a doctor about your memory.

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Caliborn_06 11

I see the problem already....

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liljim61290 4

If you ain't hitting it, somebody else will

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hateevryone 14

Better get an DNA test just to be sure

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ultra_notorious 26

time to move on and get some play on a regular basis

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jewelsa 4

Maybe you slept through it?

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roafteth 4

You totally deserved it if you haven't done the dirty in over a year. Did you expect her not to get lonely?

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smurfette7 1

Psh well if yu wernt giving out for that damn long...!

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