By Anonymous - 26/12/2010 06:10 - United States

Spicy
Today, my wife thinks I will agree to anything she says if she just pleasures me orally. I now found out, she is correct. FML
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Doortje 29

Perfect marriage: give a little, take a little.

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BWill9014 4

You guys aren't really taking into consideration what he has to give his wife... it sounds simple but If his wife wants a new car for example... Wife: "honey I really want that new car" OP: "FFFFF no were broke" Wife: "*suck suck suck*" OP: "ok honey we'll go get it tomorrow".... now that ******** just cost you 50000 bucks that you won't pay off for 10 years... good job

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FieldTripX1013 0

thats an FML? whatd she do, suck you off to find out if there was another person, or that you really like men? I think this should be an ILoveMyLife.

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MourningLight 2

dude if your wife sucked me off i'd give her anything she wanted.

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MakeAScene 4

Awh, that sucks bro. Im guessing she wanted a new head board for the bed? Hehehe, puns :3

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Shaggy_92 5

******** make the world go round brother :)

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pfunk11 0

oh no, your wife wants to give you head, stop whinong

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rogueangel9 4

you cave in for a ********? weak. really weak. should've held out for anal.

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