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C'mon, OP. Cut her some slack. She did everything in her power to give you the HOTTEST & SPICIEST BJ possible. If anything, it would be selfish of you to not match her energy and return the favor ;) 🌶🔥🔥
That’s mental. She caused herself some pain while trying to punish you.
She needs help.
This constitutes the legal definition of battery and a sane person’s definition of abuse. Get a divorce.
Isn’t that assault or battery? That’s crazy, start to think about divorce