Ya Dun Goofed

By AngelNi - 11/08/2017 21:45 - Czech Republic - Brno

Today, I finally went out on a date with a cute guy. At the end of the date he said, "hey I'm hungry, I've got pasta at home. Do you like pasta?" I replied without hesitation, "not much, I'm gluten-intolerant." I realized about 3 hours later that he probably wanted to invite me to his place. FML
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Cynical_1 26

Well in your defense it was a pretty crappy attempt to get you to come to his place. I mean pasta...really? He also gave up way too easily. When you said you were gluten intolerant he could have just offered you a drink.

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RichardPencil 30

Keep it to yourself until next Festivus.

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epilepticloh 20

Yessss!!! "People this stupid shouldn't be allowed to live"

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Cynical_1 26

Well in your defense it was a pretty crappy attempt to get you to come to his place. I mean pasta...really? He also gave up way too easily. When you said you were gluten intolerant he could have just offered you a drink.

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wanted_2_want 40

He probably had pizza too. With sausage! Wink wink.

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labiapatrol 8

At least you didn't say you were a vegetarian..

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hunterseal 18

So you went on a date with out food? Lol and depends on what you were looking for but if it wasn't casual sex you dodged a bullet

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sweetbliss3 37

not everyone eats on the first date. my first date is more fun; pool, bowling etc. but no, I don't want to get stuck with someone at a restaurant while they have to talk while eating. gross.

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pjsr 32

He'll know to be more direct next time by asking, 'Want to come back to my place? I've got some tube steak.'

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Evil Spinach 6

Wouldn't have worked out anyway...

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kusje 30

3 hours isn't that long. It once took me a whole night and day to realize that the guy who wanted to bring me home after a slightly drunk night was probably trying to get into my bed. In the meantime I kept wondering why he would want to make such a big detour just to drop me off...

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