Anonymous
United States
Today, my wife posted on Facebook, "FUCK THA POLICE!" She got 40 likes. I'm a police officer. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Night on the tiles
Today, my wife got drunk and stopped for a pee against the wheel of a parked police car, with three coppers and a dog inside it. FML
SebastianMiko
Calgary, Canada
Today, on my job as a police officer, I received a typical domestic disturbance call. Not so typical was the address. Guess my wife's affair went terribly wrong while I was on shift. FML
single again
Chico, United States
Today, I'm a police officer who had the honor of arresting my girlfriend of 3 months for prostitution. All of my coworkers at the station know her and won't stop giving me judging looks. FML
BUSTED.
London, United Kingdom
Today, I punched a drunk woman who kept trying to force herself onto my husband. She turned out to be an off-duty cop. FML
Anonymous
United States
She's lost control
Today, I found out that my husband proposed to his girlfriend, and that her mom had posted it on Facebook. FML
Pissed
United States
Gotcha
Today, I found out that the "burglar" I caught, punched, and tied up for the cops was actually my wife's secret lover. FML
mystery
Phoenix, United States
Today, I found out my wife is pregnant. She hadn't even called me; I saw the news on my Facebook news feed. FML
Ava_Darkflame
Philadelphia, United States
Today, I had to call the police to get my crazy stalker of a neighbor out of my house. When the police arrived, I found out that she was friends with the officer. FML
Alex
United States
Today, I noticed that my wife changed her status on Facebook to "widow" and a lot of strange guys commented saying stuff like "Finally." Last I checked, I'm not dead. FML
ironic driver
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Takes one to know one
Today, I was pulled over for a DWI. The police officer was drunk. FML
Top comments
HollowSanctuary 7
Cuff her and play out what she said
Complaining 13
Perhaps...it's a sign. Maybe...could be.
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cBlackout 13
A) maybe she wants to **** the police ;) B) maybe she just like NWA C) maybe she's just messing with you.
HaleyCross 0
Or all of thee above :)
badass243 6
comment " bitch, no computers in the ******* kitchen"
Skills69 0
Lmao!!!
MaxG123 8
Lmfao
jolliebro 0
He says that to her. He ain't getting no sex or food.
wyatt141 6
That sucks
Volleyball1o 0
Hey, what accident happened when wrestling?
Skills69 0
Tell her "you have, many times"
RockstarRN 10
Perhaps if you would obey the law...they would stop pulling you over.
wouter320 0
Give her a fine
jdogg0119 4
Hmmmm...
LadyLol_fml 15
go on
jdogg0119 4
It's a strong hmm as to why would she want to say that?
japtch 15
Not worth the wait.. -20 Internets from you sir.
proud2fly 7
I think she just left out the "I" before it, that's all. :)
StoryOfTheYear 15
8- I'd rather have them check on me than playing GTA IV on their cruiser's laptop letting a guy with a trunk full of crack drive by.
ICATiger 13
Book her boys....
GoW_Chick 15
Book em Dano... *Hawaii five-o theme song plays*