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By Anonymous - 17/01/2012 03:19 - United States

Today, my wife posted on Facebook, "FUCK THA POLICE!" She got 40 likes. I'm a police officer. FML

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HollowSanctuary 7

Tuesday 17 January 2012 9:05

Cuff her and play out what she said

Complaining 13

Tuesday 17 January 2012 9:04

Perhaps...it's a sign. Maybe...could be.

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cBlackout 13

Tuesday 17 January 2012 9:09

A) maybe she wants to **** the police ;) B) maybe she just like NWA C) maybe she's just messing with you.

HaleyCross 0

Wednesday 18 January 2012 0:42

Or all of thee above :)

badass243 6

Tuesday 17 January 2012 9:09

comment " bitch, no computers in the ******* kitchen"

Skills69 0

Tuesday 17 January 2012 9:13

Lmao!!!

MaxG123 8

Tuesday 17 January 2012 9:35

Lmfao

jolliebro 0

Tuesday 17 January 2012 9:59

He says that to her. He ain't getting no sex or food.

wyatt141 6

Tuesday 17 January 2012 9:09

That sucks

Volleyball1o 0

Saturday 21 January 2012 0:27

Hey, what accident happened when wrestling?

Skills69 0

Tuesday 17 January 2012 9:10

Tell her "you have, many times"

RockstarRN 10

Tuesday 17 January 2012 9:12

Perhaps if you would obey the law...they would stop pulling you over.

wouter320 0

Tuesday 17 January 2012 9:12

Give her a fine

jdogg0119 4

Tuesday 17 January 2012 9:13

Hmmmm...

LadyLol_fml 15

Tuesday 17 January 2012 9:17

go on

jdogg0119 4

Tuesday 17 January 2012 12:18

It's a strong hmm as to why would she want to say that?

japtch 15

Saturday 21 January 2012 7:36

Not worth the wait.. -20 Internets from you sir.

proud2fly 7

Tuesday 17 January 2012 9:16

I think she just left out the "I" before it, that's all. :)

StoryOfTheYear 14

Tuesday 17 January 2012 9:16

8- I'd rather have them check on me than playing GTA IV on their cruiser's laptop letting a guy with a trunk full of crack drive by.

ICATiger 13

Tuesday 17 January 2012 9:21

Book her boys....

GoW_Chick 14

Tuesday 17 January 2012 10:28

Book em Dano... *Hawaii five-o theme song plays*

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