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By Anonymous - 17/01/2012 03:19 - United States

Today, my wife posted on Facebook, "FUCK THA POLICE!" She got 40 likes. I'm a police officer. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/08/2022 10:00

Today, I went to the dentist in the same building my wife works. I decided to leave a love note on her car to surprise her. I'm currently being held by security, waiting on the cops, on suspicion of stalking. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/06/2010 18:17 - United States

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HollowSanctuary 7

Tuesday 17 January 2012 9:05

Cuff her and play out what she said

Complaining 13

Tuesday 17 January 2012 9:04

Perhaps...it's a sign. Maybe...could be.

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klynn267 0

Tuesday 17 January 2012 9:45

Haha swag. :)

Hache_fml 0

Tuesday 17 January 2012 9:45

Oh shut up. That is just stupid spewing out of your mouth

GoW_Chick 14

Tuesday 17 January 2012 9:45

Hey she was just giving everybody some sound advice, you must have very pleasing bedroom skills, good for you, and her. ;) Women love a man in uniform.

AugustBurnsToast 14

Tuesday 17 January 2012 9:48

And so you should've replyed, 'When? Where? What time?' bahaha

CadillacPimpen 6

Tuesday 17 January 2012 9:50

Gotta love N.W.A

TheThrasher_fml 0

Monday 9 April 2012 13:47

or No-Ca$h

jafreen 8

Tuesday 17 January 2012 9:57

count it 41 :-D

sweetalicious 1

Tuesday 17 January 2012 10:02

yeah... she wants to f**k the police! ;D

xbella 8

Tuesday 17 January 2012 10:04

she's a dumbass, people need to have respect for officers, they're just looking out for our safety.

All_I_Need 4

Tuesday 17 January 2012 10:11

Seems that she does **** the police :-p

DrMime 10

Tuesday 17 January 2012 10:22

As an officer of the mime myself, I can easily say: ___

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