Today, my wife is divorcing me because she wants to party more with her friends alone. One year ago, I followed her to Norway, where her family lives. I left my friends, family and job opportunities (which were very good) in order to live with her. Now I am shoveling shit on a horse farm. FML
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Today, my wife said she wants a divorce. Three days ago, I added her onto the title to my house, my bank accounts, and my business. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend got married to a man she met last year. She left me after 8 years together because I told her I wanted to have fun and live my life, and wasn’t ready for marriage. Three years later, I’m not having fun at all. None of my bros wanna make plans because they’d rather be with their wives and kids. FML
Today, my wife asked for a divorce. Apparently, me being forced to work on her birthday and our anniversary 3 years in a row is the absolute limit she’s willing to put up with. FML
Today, my current wife left me for my ex-wife. FML
Today, I found out that my wife of 5 years has decided to change everything: her job, clothes, hair style, car, and me. FML
Today, my wife of seven years told me she wants a divorce because I'm boring. FML
Today, my new wife and I got home from our honeymoon, and not an hour later she'd sat me down for a talk, saying, "Now that you're married you've got to act the part and give up this silly nonsense," then banned me from seeing my friends, playing video games, and basically everything else I ever enjoyed. FML
Today, my wife wanted more space, so we moved to a new house. I signed a more expensive one-year lease and went through a huge move. Everything would’ve been fine if she hadn’t broken up with me one month later. Now I’m trying to renegotiate the lease and sleeping on the couch. FML
Today, my wife packed the kids up and left for Idaho. I found a letter saying that she misses her paranoid schizo dad and brother, and that she misses me when I'm at work, but can't stand me when I'm home. She is now 1700 miles away, and I'm here alone. FML
Today, a year after we agreed to a divorce, my wife and I are still married and living together because it's not financially possible for us to split. We get along well enough, but I'm ready to move on. She's already moving on, according to the boyfriend she's been seeing for months. FML
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cutebebe778 0
And this is why you never ever ever EVER give up career opportunities for ANYONE.
triplethreat13 0
aww, how sweet, you gave up everything for her? she doesn't deserve you anyway.
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myfavoriteplay 0
I mean, he was married to her. Why wouldn't he move with her when she moved somewhere?
zee209 0
They were MARRIED. Meaning they obviously were going to move in together. She probably wanted to move to Norway, and asked him to go with her. It's not stalking, and he definitely doesn't deserve it.
zee209 0
Ouch, that sucks. I'm sorry to hear that. You might as well leave and go back to your home country since that's probably where your friends/family are. I hope everything works out for you. FYL indeed.
heatherh0rror 0
I dunno, Norway's pretty awesome...
Nakedsquirrel 5
I feel for ya bro. I almost made this same mistake for my Australian ex-fiancee. I'm sorry you took the plunge and got ruined afterward.
insolvent 4
Velkommen til Norge! (Welcome to Norway!) I know the feeling. My wife left me last year for more or less the same reasons...
JustSoLost 8
She doesnt deserve u women these days honestly. Just go back and try to start all over again and show her whos the man. Get back on ur feet and find a women urself and go back there and show off. She get it hard. Women need to honestly calm their hormones and stick with what they have.
letthemxeatcake 0
I hope everything will turn out good for you in the end.
zed_eh 0
You fail! In the immortal words of Lois Griffin: "Ah he's right! Women can be such teases! That's why I went back to men."
TheLittlestNinja 0
this is a classic example on why people need to live for themselves and not make decisions about there life just because others want them too.
girigoku1988 0
we all know the family law system will blindly vote FOR the women, so lets not waste money there,