Today, my wife is divorcing me because she wants to party more with her friends alone. One year ago, I followed her to Norway, where her family lives. I left my friends, family and job opportunities (which were very good) in order to live with her. Now I am shoveling shit on a horse farm. FML
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Today, my wife said she wants a divorce. Three days ago, I added her onto the title to my house, my bank accounts, and my business. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend got married to a man she met last year. She left me after 8 years together because I told her I wanted to have fun and live my life, and wasn’t ready for marriage. Three years later, I’m not having fun at all. None of my bros wanna make plans because they’d rather be with their wives and kids. FML
Today, my wife asked for a divorce. Apparently, me being forced to work on her birthday and our anniversary 3 years in a row is the absolute limit she’s willing to put up with. FML
Today, my current wife left me for my ex-wife. FML
Today, I found out that my wife of 5 years has decided to change everything: her job, clothes, hair style, car, and me. FML
Today, my wife of seven years told me she wants a divorce because I'm boring. FML
Today, my new wife and I got home from our honeymoon, and not an hour later she'd sat me down for a talk, saying, "Now that you're married you've got to act the part and give up this silly nonsense," then banned me from seeing my friends, playing video games, and basically everything else I ever enjoyed. FML
Today, my wife wanted more space, so we moved to a new house. I signed a more expensive one-year lease and went through a huge move. Everything would’ve been fine if she hadn’t broken up with me one month later. Now I’m trying to renegotiate the lease and sleeping on the couch. FML
Today, my wife packed the kids up and left for Idaho. I found a letter saying that she misses her paranoid schizo dad and brother, and that she misses me when I'm at work, but can't stand me when I'm home. She is now 1700 miles away, and I'm here alone. FML
Today, a year after we agreed to a divorce, my wife and I are still married and living together because it's not financially possible for us to split. We get along well enough, but I'm ready to move on. She's already moving on, according to the boyfriend she's been seeing for months. FML
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cutebebe778 0
And this is why you never ever ever EVER give up career opportunities for ANYONE.
triplethreat13 0
aww, how sweet, you gave up everything for her? she doesn't deserve you anyway.
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LINARES 0
I hope you have learnt the lesson. I can give you some good advices : 1) Burn her house down. 2) Set fire to her car. 3) Steal her pet. 4) Use your imagination following my reasoning. You´re welcome
LINARES 0
sorry man
LINARES 0
that´s very nice from u, Could you please be a little bit more cruel?....."you have no one to blame but yourself".......Why don´t you buy a heart for yourself? ...and switch it on . You are such a nice friend..so understanding.....
ponyperson 0
Ooo, that sucks. But I have a barn of my own as well and I shovel horse crap every morning, so you are not alone
GrapefruitZoe 0
She probably fell for a girl. This is not a rude or stupid comment. I'm dead serious. She wants to party with her friends more and ignore you? She probably has the hots for one of them!
polkadot123 0
hey i shovel shit on a horse farm too. @ 3:30 am and 11:30pm. its not that bad if you are normal haha
Sokai_fml 0
Karma, my friend. Karma. Hang in there.
Baaaah_fml 0
1. He wanted to move to Norway 2. He wanted that job and he liked it 3. All of his friends moved before he moved to Norway 4. He had a shitty job he didn't like 5. He didn't have any contact with his family before he moved 6. She didn't leave him because she wanted to party. She left him because he tried to change her personality because he obviously just married her because of her looks. Get a life liar!
Baaaah_fml 0
I know who he is
TheWolves 0
yr the wife?