Today, my wife is divorcing me because she wants to party more with her friends alone. One year ago, I followed her to Norway, where her family lives. I left my friends, family and job opportunities (which were very good) in order to live with her. Now I am shoveling shit on a horse farm. FML
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Today, my wife said she wants a divorce. Three days ago, I added her onto the title to my house, my bank accounts, and my business. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend got married to a man she met last year. She left me after 8 years together because I told her I wanted to have fun and live my life, and wasn’t ready for marriage. Three years later, I’m not having fun at all. None of my bros wanna make plans because they’d rather be with their wives and kids. FML
Today, my wife asked for a divorce. Apparently, me being forced to work on her birthday and our anniversary 3 years in a row is the absolute limit she’s willing to put up with. FML
Today, my current wife left me for my ex-wife. FML
Today, I found out that my wife of 5 years has decided to change everything: her job, clothes, hair style, car, and me. FML
Today, my wife of seven years told me she wants a divorce because I'm boring. FML
Today, my new wife and I got home from our honeymoon, and not an hour later she'd sat me down for a talk, saying, "Now that you're married you've got to act the part and give up this silly nonsense," then banned me from seeing my friends, playing video games, and basically everything else I ever enjoyed. FML
Today, my wife wanted more space, so we moved to a new house. I signed a more expensive one-year lease and went through a huge move. Everything would’ve been fine if she hadn’t broken up with me one month later. Now I’m trying to renegotiate the lease and sleeping on the couch. FML
Today, my wife packed the kids up and left for Idaho. I found a letter saying that she misses her paranoid schizo dad and brother, and that she misses me when I'm at work, but can't stand me when I'm home. She is now 1700 miles away, and I'm here alone. FML
Today, a year after we agreed to a divorce, my wife and I are still married and living together because it's not financially possible for us to split. We get along well enough, but I'm ready to move on. She's already moving on, according to the boyfriend she's been seeing for months. FML
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cutebebe778 0
And this is why you never ever ever EVER give up career opportunities for ANYONE.
triplethreat13 0
aww, how sweet, you gave up everything for her? she doesn't deserve you anyway.
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Comments (128)
dark___wizard 0
Simular shit happend to me ... i kinda know how u feel ... hope ur life gets better
DuffelofDoom 0
Actually, this isn't always true. My parents just went through an incredibly nasty divorce and despite Mom obviously being the victim, pretty much everything seemed to run in Dad's favor.
gregthestrange 3
murder that ******* ****, do the world a favor
Mervin22 6
That's commitment..!
chea_chea 0
That sucks man. You know what to do...get the hell out of there! Your family (assuming they're supportive) will always be there for you, and your friends...it's been just a year, they'll probably be around too. As for the job opportunities, yeah, that kinda sucks right now, but I'd assume flipping burgers would be better than shoveling shit if it came to that. Either way, go back to where you were happy before she came along, and when she is done partying and realizes responsibility, you'll hopefully be miles away. Best of luck
jaybirdka 0
I hope that pussy was worth it....
Essentials 0
tell your wife tough shit. beat her down and teach her respect. then drag her dumb ass back home.
GameFreac 0
Start a black metal band and make all the lyrics about how much you hate her.
ilpdec2008 0
Well, at least now you won't do it again.
I_am_stupid_also 6
At least you finally got the message. What kind of woman would want a husband that would travel to Norway to shovel horse crap. She must have been trying to get you to leave her so she could have a sob story. Anyway, now you can go to a dating site and say you have plow experience.
kmgentil 0
how do u have a cmputer