Tears for Fears By Mike - 25/03/2021 00:30 Today, I realized that not only do I dream about sleeping or passing out, but that those are the best ones. FML I agree, your life sucks 643 You deserved it 70 Tweet Share
Today, I realized that as I don’t have Facebook, Twitter, Instagram or any of the other things of the world today, this is my only contact with the world other than work. FML I agree, your life sucks 41 You deserved it 32
Today, I go back to school after the winter break. I went to bed at a normal time so I wouldn’t fall asleep in class. I woke up at 3 a.m. and I still have to get up at 6. FML I agree, your life sucks 57 You deserved it 21
Today, I learned that my insecurities regarding my dick size were unfounded, as my girlfriend gushed over my dick and said it was amazing. We then got down to business, and almost immediately heard, "Ow! Fuck, that's my cervix! This hurts! Stop!" FML I agree, your life sucks 414 You deserved it 734
Today, I'm stuck at my future brother-in-law’s Bachelor party. Ten guys I don’t know, who are all younger than me. It turns out two of them have been fucking since High School, and it’s an open secret in their group. I won’t out them, but only cause I don’t care enough to remember names. FML I agree, your life sucks 382 You deserved it 573
Well, enjoy them then!😅