Sleep and Dreams: Tears for Fears

Tears for Fears

By Mike - 25/03/2021 00:30

Today, I realized that not only do I dream about sleeping or passing out, but that those are the best ones. FML

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Today, the best moment of my day is when I wake up because I need to use the bathroom, then afterwards look at the clock to see that there's only a couple of hours before I have to get up for good and face another day. FML

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Wadlaen 23

Thursday 25 March 2021 10:12

Well, enjoy them then!😅

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Wadlaen 23

Thursday 25 March 2021 10:12

Well, enjoy them then!😅

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