Today, my wife is divorcing me because she wants to party more with her friends alone. One year ago, I followed her to Norway, where her family lives. I left my friends, family and job opportunities (which were very good) in order to live with her. Now I am shoveling shit on a horse farm. FML
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Today, my wife said she wants a divorce. Three days ago, I added her onto the title to my house, my bank accounts, and my business. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend got married to a man she met last year. She left me after 8 years together because I told her I wanted to have fun and live my life, and wasn’t ready for marriage. Three years later, I’m not having fun at all. None of my bros wanna make plans because they’d rather be with their wives and kids. FML
Today, my wife asked for a divorce. Apparently, me being forced to work on her birthday and our anniversary 3 years in a row is the absolute limit she’s willing to put up with. FML
Today, my current wife left me for my ex-wife. FML
Today, I found out that my wife of 5 years has decided to change everything: her job, clothes, hair style, car, and me. FML
Today, my wife of seven years told me she wants a divorce because I'm boring. FML
Today, my new wife and I got home from our honeymoon, and not an hour later she'd sat me down for a talk, saying, "Now that you're married you've got to act the part and give up this silly nonsense," then banned me from seeing my friends, playing video games, and basically everything else I ever enjoyed. FML
Today, my wife wanted more space, so we moved to a new house. I signed a more expensive one-year lease and went through a huge move. Everything would’ve been fine if she hadn’t broken up with me one month later. Now I’m trying to renegotiate the lease and sleeping on the couch. FML
Today, my wife packed the kids up and left for Idaho. I found a letter saying that she misses her paranoid schizo dad and brother, and that she misses me when I'm at work, but can't stand me when I'm home. She is now 1700 miles away, and I'm here alone. FML
Today, a year after we agreed to a divorce, my wife and I are still married and living together because it's not financially possible for us to split. We get along well enough, but I'm ready to move on. She's already moving on, according to the boyfriend she's been seeing for months. FML
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cutebebe778 0
And this is why you never ever ever EVER give up career opportunities for ANYONE.
triplethreat13 0
aww, how sweet, you gave up everything for her? she doesn't deserve you anyway.
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Comments (128)
doc_who 0
Did you marry a 14 year old? I'm sorry but your wife sounds way too immature for you to have married and YDI.
khatuba 0
not even 14 year olds are that immature.
saze_fml 0
I didn't vote YDI coz that would be just mean, but you did kinda set yourself up for this. People are basically bastards. Best of luck with getting your life back together, you did it before and I'm sure you can do it again.
theta_fml 0
YDI. You never ever give up a great opportunity for someone else.
oks3 0
same kinda shit happened to me. WTF dude.
capricaz 0
YDI for following her to Norway! You never EVER change your life plans, or make them, when considering another person. You can only control what you do, not what the other person does. It sucks how it turned out to be but really you should have known better.
Snommelp 0
I would say you deserved it for leaving enerything behind, except for the fact that you were already married to her, so (in theory) it was the right thing to do. Part of marriage is making sacrifices for one another. Problem is, she wasn't willing to make any sacrifices for you. Do what you can, get back home if it's possible, and do your best to forget about her. And if you can't get back home, maybe the horse farmer has a hot daughter?
bexox 0
I would agree with you if they were dating, but they're married. If one spouse has the need to move to a location that is not best for the other, they need to compromise. Obivously he love(d) her, so he didn't want a divorce just because she wanted, possibly needed, to go to Norway. Unfortunately, she just wound up divorcing him for a stupid reason, but I doubt he saw that coming.
um_duh 0
Get out of there - unless you want to spend the rest of your life as a shit kicker (or shoveller as the case may be)
Aniland 2
This is the epitome of FML stories IMO. FYL. :(
treli1593 0
YDI for being obsessive. You followed her? Now that doesn't send up a red flag in my mind with STALKER written all over it. Why would you leave everyone behind too? She wanted her own space. YDI allll the way buddy.