Love: Today, my wife and I are planning a simple team meal for our...

By Wyomingwannbe - 30/04/2016 11:25 - United States - Lawrence

Today, my wife and I are planning a simple team meal for our son's team. We're stuck on pulled pork or meatballs. I've told her I don't care. She's still indecisive. This has been going on for 2 days. We're now not talking, over meatballs. FML

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Today, my girlfriend's parents wanted to cook dinner for me. After a whole day of cooking up a storm, her parents cooked an elaborate meal of roast lamb, pork chops and grilled chicken. Rejecting a meal is like spitting in ones face in Chinese culture. I'm vegetarian. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2022 12:00

Today, after an argument a month ago, my husband has refused to do any cooking since. After a month without his food, I’ve realised at this point in our marriage his cooking is literally the only thing about him I like anymore. I think I want a divorce. Over food. What an end to a marriage. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/06/2022 22:00

Today, my family are refusing to go out to eat with me anymore. Apparently, me liking my food cooked a certain way infuriates them because it delays our order, and makes the wait staff hate us. FML

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silvermoon5033 26

Sunday 1 May 2016 13:03

Why not half pulled pork and half meatballs? Problem solved.

noblecheesecake 11

Sunday 1 May 2016 13:05

You could have phrased your "I don't care" in a nicer way. That's the problem, not the choice of food.

Comments

guesswhatlifesux 14

Sunday 1 May 2016 20:40

Just be like "whatever choice you make is the right one"

sailorarctic 22

Sunday 1 May 2016 21:33

sounds to me like you would prefer meatballs since thats how you ended your FML so just tell your wife meatballs and settle it.

thisguy22 33

Monday 2 May 2016 0:42

So pick one and be done wth it.

PeaceTurtle 17

Monday 2 May 2016 0:53

Why not both?

theonethatcan 13

Monday 2 May 2016 5:32

Not talking Over meatballs.....or pulled pork.

terito 12

Monday 2 May 2016 5:35

Sounds to me like you've made up your mind

Tannasgh 22

Monday 2 May 2016 5:52

Not talking is awesome

Bragi 12

Monday 2 May 2016 6:09

She wants you to decide, OP. Have you had any other relationships?

analbeadlicker 14

Monday 2 May 2016 6:31

First world problems

wjohn717 13

Monday 2 May 2016 10:47

Pork meatballs

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