Today, my water wouldn't go down my shower drain. Confused, I stuck a metal stick expecting hair, but instead stabbed and pulled up a rat that was dead in my drain. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I noticed my shower drain wasn't draining well. I cleaned it out, thinking it was just a rat's nest of hair. Wrong. It was an actual dead rat. FML
Today, I woke up and went into the bathroom and noticed a dark mass in the toilet. Thinking someone took a dump and didn't flush, I approached the toilet ready to dispose of it. That's when I noticed its whiskers and ears. It was a rat, and it was alive. FML
Today, the water in my shower wouldn't drain so I used a snake to unclog it. I pulled almost a full foot of nasty hair and gunk out of the drain. I just moved in, and the previous owner was an elderly woman. I just pulled a foot of old lady pubes out of my drain. FML
Today, I discovered that the rancid stench in my bathroom was a decaying carcass of a mouse in my toilet tank. FML
Today, I dreamed a rat crawled up from the toilet and attacked me. Now I'm afraid to even enter the bathroom. FML
Today, my husband put up one of those sticky fly trap strips behind our toilet. I was tired and didn't notice it in the dark bathroom. I leaned back and it stuck in my hair. I didn't notice the dead flies in my hair until I went to buy lunch. FML
Today, I was awoken at 1:30am by a strange noise, and something tugging on my hair. I opened my eyes, to find a very large rat sitting on my pillow, chewing my hair. FML
Today, I was awoken at 1:30 a.m. by a strange noise, and something tugging on my hair. I opened my eyes, to find a very large rat sitting on my pillow, chewing my hair. FML
Today, I dropped my remote behind the bed and went to reach for it. Instead of the remote, I grabbed hold of a rat carcass that must have got in when builders were working in my bathroom several weeks ago. FML
Today, I was dumping some old milk in the sink and noticed it wasn't going down. Assuming food was clogging the drain, I stuck my hand down in it to remove the food. I removed a blueberry and half a cockroach. FML
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Top comments
QTp13 10
Now thats just gross.
carljames0603 0
OMG!! YOU KILLED MASTER SPLINTER!!
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Comments (63)
begeru 0
I assume you didn't smell it because you always smell that bad before taking a shower?
happyhak 5
Urggghhhh! Talk about gross! How did it get in there???
happyhak 5
Btw guys, im quite new to FML so could anyone tell me what OP stands for?
flying_vegan 0
Old Pussy
SkyDance_fml 0
Original Poster
SkyDance_fml 0
Better than finding one dead in your water tank, though...
Db8b 0
yuck
supernova32 0
eeeeeeek ! awh i would have screamed !
reapervampyr 0
Different drains people. And I have seen drains big enough to pull a rat out of. And maybe the metal stick or whatever was hooked or something so it could bring things out of holes like that.
frank678 7
that's what she said.
arsewipe92 0
gross gross grossssssss!
i_is_a_tr00l 0
FIRST.
Badboy6 5
uhh thats nasty