Today, my water wouldn't go down my shower drain. Confused, I stuck a metal stick expecting hair, but instead stabbed and pulled up a rat that was dead in my drain. FML
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Today, I noticed my shower drain wasn't draining well. I cleaned it out, thinking it was just a rat's nest of hair. Wrong. It was an actual dead rat. FML
Today, I woke up and went into the bathroom and noticed a dark mass in the toilet. Thinking someone took a dump and didn't flush, I approached the toilet ready to dispose of it. That's when I noticed its whiskers and ears. It was a rat, and it was alive. FML
Today, the water in my shower wouldn't drain so I used a snake to unclog it. I pulled almost a full foot of nasty hair and gunk out of the drain. I just moved in, and the previous owner was an elderly woman. I just pulled a foot of old lady pubes out of my drain. FML
Today, I discovered that the rancid stench in my bathroom was a decaying carcass of a mouse in my toilet tank. FML
Today, I dreamed a rat crawled up from the toilet and attacked me. Now I'm afraid to even enter the bathroom. FML
Today, my husband put up one of those sticky fly trap strips behind our toilet. I was tired and didn't notice it in the dark bathroom. I leaned back and it stuck in my hair. I didn't notice the dead flies in my hair until I went to buy lunch. FML
Today, I was awoken at 1:30am by a strange noise, and something tugging on my hair. I opened my eyes, to find a very large rat sitting on my pillow, chewing my hair. FML
Today, I was awoken at 1:30 a.m. by a strange noise, and something tugging on my hair. I opened my eyes, to find a very large rat sitting on my pillow, chewing my hair. FML
Today, I dropped my remote behind the bed and went to reach for it. Instead of the remote, I grabbed hold of a rat carcass that must have got in when builders were working in my bathroom several weeks ago. FML
Today, I was dumping some old milk in the sink and noticed it wasn't going down. Assuming food was clogging the drain, I stuck my hand down in it to remove the food. I removed a blueberry and half a cockroach. FML
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QTp13 10
Now thats just gross.
carljames0603 0
OMG!! YOU KILLED MASTER SPLINTER!!
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Comments (63)
Mx_Rider 6
*clicks imaginary who the **** cares button*
elwa7sh40 0
WOW!
Thanitos 0
Lyke today I broke a nail. It was the most horrific moment of my life, FML.
kiltguy 0
How is this an FML? You successfully unclogged your drain. Congratulations.
WorkThatButt 2
Rats are yummy, like slicing their abdomen open and eating their guts out then the head then the leftover skin.....YUMMMMM...not...
perdix 31
Live rat would have been so much more fun, especially if it was a Cordon Bleu chef that talked like Patton Oswalt.
blastvortex 4
Would you rather it be a live rat that was stuck in your drain? ㄟ㋛ㄏ
gigi37 0
I guess you've dealt with plenty of rats then? Personally, I never have, and I hope not to. If OP found one in her drain, who knows if there are more..plus, finding a dead animal in your drain isn't exactly pleasant..
xclegend613 0
what i would like to know is how the **** did you manage to stab the dead rat and be able to pull this thing all the way up to be able to tell what it was
withmywideeyes 0
Because a small stick of metal could clearly support the weight of a dead, presumably wet rat, and this said rat could easily fit up a shower drain.Oh and your drain has no holes and that's the reason you were able to drag it all the way up to a point where it was determinable, right? Fail, OP.
KatieGoesRawrr 0
The OP could have had a type of cap that you can easily turn and lift out. That's what I've always seen, I live Aust, so i dunno if that's normal in america.
crazychild96 5
I live in aus too and we have a hole for a drain that's covered with a sort of square tile, so you never know.