Miscellaneous: Today, my visiting cousin was driving me to pick-up and pay for...

By mellbelle32 - 11/07/2009 05:06 - United States

Today, my visiting cousin was driving me to pick-up and pay for my wedding cake at the bakery. The cops pulled him over for speeding and as it turns out his license was expired. I ended up having to use my wedding cake money to bail him out of jail. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/11/2020 07:01 - United States - Tyler

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By yulis - 30/11/2013 19:21 - United States - Hagerstown

Today, I got pulled over on the highway for going over the speed limit. The cop seemed nice, and I was sure he'd let me off with a warning, until my husband piped up with, "Didn't think you folks came out this far. What, the donut store got shut down or some shit?" I got the ticket. FML

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By LonnyLonnikins - 09/04/2009 05:07 - Canada

Today, I went to pick up my sister's wedding cake. It was a nice day, the shop was close, and the cake wasn't too big so I walked. On my way back, I stepped aside for a kid on a bike, tripped over my shoelaces, and dumped my sister's expensive, custom-designed cake. The wedding is tomorrow. FML

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By nozVail - 20/11/2015 23:52 - United States

Today, I drove to my cousin's house so he could help me fix my broken tail light. On the way there, I got pulled over for having a broken tail light. FML

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By imnotcool - 16/04/2009 05:08 - United States

Today, I was driving home from work when I saw a cop come up behind me. Nervous about my expired license, I kept checking in my rear view mirror. In turn since I wasn't paying attention, I ran a stop sign. Needless to say the cop pulled me over and gave me 2 tickets. FML

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By madison77 - 21/11/2011 23:26 - United States

Today, my engagement ring was seized by the police, and my fiancé was arrested on larceny charges. Both in the same visit. FML

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By jadehin - 08/11/2010 01:09 - United States

Today, I had a small gathering of family and friends over to celebrate my son's baptism. One of my friends happens to be a police officer. The entire event consisted of him arresting three of my family members. Don't worry, he came back to get some cake. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/09/2009 17:29 - Australia

Today, whilst I was in a corner deli getting snacks, my girlfriend thought it would be funny to drive the car 50m down the street so that I would be confused when I come out... She was picked up by a cop driving without her license and now my car is impounded for 28 days. FML

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By mackenzie_cain - 14/01/2010 05:33 - United States

Today, my boyfriend went to jail for a DUI. In a panic, I rushed to go bail him out. On the way to the jail I was stopped for running a red light. I soon joined my boyfriend in jail with my very own DUI charge. FML

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regenzie 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 16:00

Why would you bail him out? It was his fault, and that money should be important. Let someone else bail him out, or let him worry about his problems on his own.

ohJeeznotme 7

Saturday 11 July 2009 16:10

He could have sat in jail. Its YOUR wedding cake! He obviously had enough offenses if he got thrown in the slammer, he deserved it!

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broken_princess 0

Monday 13 July 2009 20:58

haha. i would have paid for the cake and left him in jail.

pernicious_pink 12

Tuesday 14 July 2009 5:51

Screw that! You should have left him there and bought the cake!

dramakat11 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 22:53

You sooooo should have left him! It's YOUR day!

annjella117 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 4:40

im sure someone paid for your cake after you bailed him out. it's your ******* wedding day and you helped out a family member so why dont you tell us the rest of the story.. the part where someone else paid for the cake because no one would let your cake sit in the bakery during your reception, im sure..

theways 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 9:59

family first

spawn_of_satan 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 19:51

You should have left his ass

rakhil11 7

Saturday 8 August 2009 2:43

sucks

XxHU4LxX 0

Friday 14 August 2009 23:15

You deserved it for being stupid!!

Almightynikita 0

Friday 9 October 2009 0:31

Should have bought the cake and put a file in it, then sent it to your cousin, it wouldn't be helpful, but it would be funny. Still gratz on getting married and it doesn't matter because for some reason every wedding movie you watch: A something bad happens to the cake or something similar B cake is shit and nobody finsihes it