FML : Today, I had a small gathering of family and friends over to celebrate my son's baptism. One of my friends happens to be a police officer. The entire event...

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Today, I had a small gathering of family and friends over to celebrate my son's baptism. One of my friends happens to be a police officer. The entire event consisted of him arresting three of my family members. Don't worry, he came back to get some cake. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By jadehin - / Monday 8 November 2010 01:09 / United States

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By allmidnighteyes | 10

#1664852 - Monday 8 November 2010 8:37

I don't see anything wrong with this as long as everyone got cake.

By extremenoodles | 0

#1664906 - Monday 8 November 2010 8:43

That's what you get for combining your son's baptism with your annual underground cock-fighting night.

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By ashlynnb7 | 0

#1664848 - Monday 8 November 2010 8:37

What did they get arrested for??

sweet_candy_ | 17

#1664891 - Monday 8 November 2010 8:41

yeah I wonder why?

PizzaGuy11 | 0

#1664913 - Monday 8 November 2010 8:44

...?

EffinAhole | 0

#1665272 - Monday 8 November 2010 10:31

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

sjess090 | 0

#1665862 - Monday 8 November 2010 13:05

obviously fake when cops are off duty they don't arrest anyone

aardvarkish | 15

#1666127 - Monday 8 November 2010 14:11

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

jok3r_l3tal | 0

#1666268 - Monday 8 November 2010 14:49

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

TurboTalon | 0

#1668103 - Monday 8 November 2010 20:45

He attended a party while on duty???

bailes_o_hay | 0

#1673930 - Tuesday 9 November 2010 23:47

89 - it's ok as long as he had less than 3 or 4 beers

cats400 | 16

#5513915 - Thursday 30 May 2013 20:25

#45 What?!? How is that OPs fault?

By allmidnighteyes | 10

#1664852 - Monday 8 November 2010 8:37

I don't see anything wrong with this as long as everyone got cake.

Mantus | 0

#1665199 - Monday 8 November 2010 9:51

The cake is a lie.

dayve | 0

#1665206 - Monday 8 November 2010 9:54

hahaha I see what u did there

allmidnighteyes | 10

#1665261 - Monday 8 November 2010 10:25

Your reply was a triumph.

blankaex | 0

#1667024 - Monday 8 November 2010 15:32

The cake is a spy.

daltreix | 3

#1667714 - Monday 8 November 2010 18:46

This FML is a spah!

alstbv12 | 13

#2585187 - Monday 30 May 2011 3:04

win.

Teckzilla | 20

#6243294 - Thursday 26 March 2015 3:24

It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.

By Tandy13 | 0

#1664873 - Monday 8 November 2010 8:39

wow that must have been a really big incident to have 3 people arrested, but thats just weird. sorry to hear that.

By justsomgirl | 4

#1664877 - Monday 8 November 2010 8:39

What did he arrest them for?

PizzaGuy11 | 0

#1664929 - Monday 8 November 2010 8:45

rape.

justsomgirl | 4

#1664996 - Monday 8 November 2010 8:59

Wow. Good one. (That was sarcasm.)

Grow up. (That wasn't.)

PizzaGuy11 | 0

#1665019 - Monday 8 November 2010 9:03

sigh...

justsomgirl | 4

#1665021 - Monday 8 November 2010 9:03

I swear there was a really retarded comment there a minute ago. And then it disappeared and now it looks like I responded to myself. Twice.

PizzaGuy11 | 0

#1665039 - Monday 8 November 2010 9:05

It's...
MOVIE MAGIC!!!!!

justsomgirl | 4

#1665044 - Monday 8 November 2010 9:06

Alright fine. You win. Your comments are now amusing me. (That wasn't sarcasm.)

PizzaGuy11 | 0

#1665052 - Monday 8 November 2010 9:09

phew, thank god.
i was beginning to think it was gonna...
RE-APPEAR...!

justsomgirl | 4

#1665064 - Monday 8 November 2010 9:12

Doesn't seem so.

PizzaGuy11 | 0

#1665080 - Monday 8 November 2010 9:14

yeah, do you think we should stop responding?

justsomgirl | 4

#1665094 - Monday 8 November 2010 9:18

Probably. It was fun while it lasted though.

gozar_fml | 1

#1670571 - Tuesday 9 November 2010 8:14

They were arrested for double dipping in the chips and salsa bowl.

justsomgirl | 4

#1679246 - Wednesday 10 November 2010 22:07

Those animals! No wonder he arrested them. Good riddance I say!

By extremenoodles | 0

#1664906 - Monday 8 November 2010 8:43

That's what you get for combining your son's baptism with your annual underground cock-fighting night.

roeallen | 11

#1665809 - Monday 8 November 2010 12:52

lol! ^.^

stewpididiot | 11

#1667321 - Monday 8 November 2010 16:23

cock fighting as in chickens or.........?

By banananut | 0

#1664915 - Monday 8 November 2010 8:45

This is totally fake, everyone knows cops only eat donuts! Cops eating cake...HA. What a joke.

CoolAsian | 0

#1666826 - Monday 8 November 2010 15:02

win

AKBO47 | 0

#1666864 - Monday 8 November 2010 15:09

lmfao!!!!!!!!

FarSide | 22

#1669740 - Tuesday 9 November 2010 4:44

A cop will eat a 3-foot turd if you dust it with powdered sugar.

imsoscrewd | 2

#3485412 - Tuesday 25 October 2011 3:38

No u

SAGARCo | 19

#6444739 - Monday 26 October 2015 5:36

It was a donut cake.

By Nemesis2747 | 4

#1664921 - Monday 8 November 2010 8:45

Some friend that is. Yea.. he isnt getting invited anywhere anymore

BrutalFbomb | 5

#1670693 - Tuesday 9 November 2010 8:52

I agree. he's definitely a dick.

tatababe | 0

#3069411 - Tuesday 9 August 2011 8:46

And what if they deserved to be arrested god knows what they could of done the cop had every right to arrest them

By mitchn60 | 6

#1664925 - Monday 8 November 2010 8:45

He wouldn't have done it if there had been doughnuts instead of cake. Now ya know.

BIGshooter | 2

#1667855 - Monday 8 November 2010 19:21

nice S&W M&P. .45?

mitchn60 | 6

#1669751 - Tuesday 9 November 2010 4:46

Yes it is. I also have it in .40 for my duty gun.

averagesuperhero | 0

#1670584 - Tuesday 9 November 2010 8:18

Are you guys cops? Just wondering.

mitchn60 | 6

#1676112 - Wednesday 10 November 2010 10:38

For some reason I can't get my answer to post, even though it says I was successful. Nope, not a cop, armed security and protection work.

By chelle_starlight | 0

#1664933 - Monday 8 November 2010 8:46

just another day on the job...so, make sure he is not invited to your child's wedding...he could be a damper for such a joyous occassion...

By spade1997 | 0

#1664935 - Monday 8 November 2010 8:46

haha wow

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