Today, I had a small gathering of family and friends over to celebrate my son's baptism. One of my friends happens to be a police officer. The entire event consisted of him arresting three of my family members. Don't worry, he came back to get some cake. FML
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allmidnighteyes
| 10
I don't see anything wrong with this as long as everyone got cake.
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extremenoodles
| 0
That's what you get for combining your son's baptism with your annual underground cock-fighting night.
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ashlynnb7
| 0
What did they get arrested for??
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sweet_candy_
| 17
yeah I wonder why?
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PizzaGuy11
| 0
...?
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EffinAhole
| 0
Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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sjess090
| 0
obviously fake when cops are off duty they don't arrest anyone
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aardvarkish
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Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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jok3r_l3tal
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Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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TurboTalon
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He attended a party while on duty???
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bailes_o_hay
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89 - it's ok as long as he had less than 3 or 4 beers
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cats400
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#45 What?!? How is that OPs fault?
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allmidnighteyes
| 10
I don't see anything wrong with this as long as everyone got cake.
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Mantus
| 1
The cake is a lie.
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dayve
| 0
hahaha I see what u did there
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allmidnighteyes
| 10
Your reply was a triumph.
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blankaex
| 0
The cake is a spy.
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daltreix
| 3
This FML is a spah!
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alstbv12
| 13
win.
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Teckzilla
| 20
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
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Tandy13
| 0
wow that must have been a really big incident to have 3 people arrested, but thats just weird. sorry to hear that.
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justsomgirl
| 4
What did he arrest them for?
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PizzaGuy11
| 0
rape.
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justsomgirl
| 4
Wow. Good one. (That was sarcasm.)
Grow up. (That wasn't.)
Grow up. (That wasn't.)
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PizzaGuy11
| 0
sigh...
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justsomgirl
| 4
I swear there was a really retarded comment there a minute ago. And then it disappeared and now it looks like I responded to myself. Twice.
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PizzaGuy11
| 0
It's...
MOVIE MAGIC!!!!!
MOVIE MAGIC!!!!!
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justsomgirl
| 4
Alright fine. You win. Your comments are now amusing me. (That wasn't sarcasm.)
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PizzaGuy11
| 0
phew, thank god.
i was beginning to think it was gonna...
RE-APPEAR...!
i was beginning to think it was gonna...
RE-APPEAR...!
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justsomgirl
| 4
Doesn't seem so.
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PizzaGuy11
| 0
yeah, do you think we should stop responding?
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justsomgirl
| 4
Probably. It was fun while it lasted though.
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gozar_fml
| 1
They were arrested for double dipping in the chips and salsa bowl.
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justsomgirl
| 4
Those animals! No wonder he arrested them. Good riddance I say!
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extremenoodles
| 0
That's what you get for combining your son's baptism with your annual underground cock-fighting night.
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roeallen
| 11
lol! ^.^
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stewpididiot
| 11
cock fighting as in chickens or.........?
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banananut
| 0
This is totally fake, everyone knows cops only eat donuts! Cops eating cake...HA. What a joke.
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CoolAsian
| 0
win
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AKBO47
| 0
lmfao!!!!!!!!
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FarSide
| 22
A cop will eat a 3-foot turd if you dust it with powdered sugar.
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imsoscrewd
| 2
No u
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SAGARCo
| 19
It was a donut cake.
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Nemesis2747
| 4
Some friend that is. Yea.. he isnt getting invited anywhere anymore
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BrutalFbomb
| 5
I agree. he's definitely a dick.
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tatababe
| 0
And what if they deserved to be arrested god knows what they could of done the cop had every right to arrest them
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mitchn60
| 6
He wouldn't have done it if there had been doughnuts instead of cake. Now ya know.
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BIGshooter
| 2
nice S&W M&P. .45?
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mitchn60
| 6
Yes it is. I also have it in .40 for my duty gun.
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averagesuperhero
| 0
Are you guys cops? Just wondering.
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mitchn60
| 6
For some reason I can't get my answer to post, even though it says I was successful. Nope, not a cop, armed security and protection work.
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chelle_starlight
| 0
just another day on the job...so, make sure he is not invited to your child's wedding...he could be a damper for such a joyous occassion...
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spade1997
| 0
haha wow