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FML - The follow-up

Today, my virginal girlfriend of a year graduated from veterinary school. She can shove her arm shoulder-deep up a cow's ass without blinking, but still feels too insecure to even touch my penis. FML

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This is brillant.
By Gurior / Tuesday 16 April 2013 17:44 / Canada
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By  simplysarcastics  |  27

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  Wimoweh  |  34

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  dunebro  |  34

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  MuseFan1991  |  34

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  MuseFan1991  |  34

im aware North America is populated, that was just the analogy my teacher used. it was about 10 years ago so my info is probably outdated. and there i was feeling so clever :'(

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  Sir_ND_Pity  |  32

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  emala1096  |  32

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By  simplysarcastics  |  27

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  Sir_ND_Pity  |  27

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  alliewillie  |  27

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  ashesanddust  |  27

This just personally bothers me, but I'm honestly curious; why do people spell "losing" as "loosing"? Because loosing would mean to set something loose and I don't think she's setting her virginity loose on anyone. Except her boyfriend maybe.

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  dancinwookie  |  27

#37- I've noticed that a lot more recently, as well. That, and choose. I'm not bitching about it, because if you have half a brain you can figure out what they meant, but it's kind of been like watching people go a bit "derpy" over the last couple of weeks. I blame the never-ending winter.

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  SneezyBear  |  27

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  xcheshirecat  |  27

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  etoilenuit  |  27

A cow can't hurt her emotionally after she frisks him. She doesn't have to be worried about what the cow will think. It's not even close to the same thing.

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  Inciter  |  27

I think there's not a lot of respect for those who choose to wait, whether they're guys or girls. Guys are made fun of if they're still virgins and girls are treated like cockblocks if they wanna wait. It's a sad world we live in.

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  SneezyBear  |  27

#98, no you are assuming things now. For all we know the gf coulda told her man she felt insecure, whether it was about her weight, whether it was that she had no confidence that she could please him and was scared to try, scared she'd make a fool of herself in bed - you definitely cannot say that she has certain 'values' against sex and the guy 'assumes' otherwise - how the hell do you know better than her boyfriend? I've been emotionally ready for sex before but didn't want to do it because I felt insecure about my performance - which I know sounds weird cuz I'm a girl and I guess it's more expected for guys to perform well but I had low self-esteem, I was scared I'd be really shit in bed and screw everything up and THAT was why I held it off for longer than I would have, not because I wasn't emotionally ready/had different values. People have different reasons for not wanting to have sex. Don't assume the boyfriend doesn't know what he's talking about when it comes to his girlfriend.

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  ashesanddust  |  27

Did you tell your English teachers that as well? "This is my essay so I can spell things however I want!" You take things too seriously, I was just pondering on why some people in general, not just one person specifically, spell it as loose.

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I agree with this, I have been in a long distance relationship for over 3 years now and we visit eachother many times. The last visit, we shared a room but I don't want to have sex yet becase I think I'm too young and I would hate to do something so important and then not see my loved one for a few more months. I'm glad that I have a partner that respects that and I hope that OPs girlfriend doesn't see this insensitive FML and feel pressured. There's no point in rushing and if she feels insecure about anything she should confide in her partner. I am insecure about my body but my boyfriend has made me feel comfortable and genuinely beautiful, as an example.

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  xoandi816x  |  27

I don't get calling this guy a jerk they just obv want different things and wanting to be physically intimate with your partner does not make someone selfish.

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  Christala  |  27

Hi, I see this is your first time on "The Internet". You really can't control who replies to your comments/posts, nor can you regulate their content. That said, we need to pray she never looses her virginity. Unleashed, it could terrorize villages and towns from Chilliwack, BC to Dildo, NFLD! Remember folks: If a virginity ever got the chance, it would kill you and everybody you care about. I remember when I loosed my virginity with my boyfriend, many years ago. The papers called it a natural disaster, all that flooding in Manitoba. But I know the terrible truth. It was my virginity on the loose.

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  _TheAtheist_  |  27

How do you even know if you love somebody (as in possible marriage material) if you've never been intimate with them? There's a lot more to sex in a relationship than just the physical act. Do you see this relationship going somewhere in the future? Because I don't. Unless both individuals feel very strongly about waiting until marriage (possibly extremely religious), this will not work out in the long run.

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  StratoBreak  |  27

#199 I think what you're trying to say is that this relationship might not last because 1) there is some lack of passion in it and 2) the two people in the relationship obviously disagree on how much sex is the right amount/in what ways should passion exist in the relationship To be honest it's the SECOND point that will bring the relationship down, if anything. The three aspects of the 'perfect' relationship defined by psychology is intimacy (intimacy meaning emotional intimacy, not physical intimacy), passion (which covers physical intimacy, including sex) and commitment. You don't have to have sex to have a passionate relationship, sure for some people it helps, for others it's important and for others still it might be felt as necessary, but it's not impossible to fulfil all three of those requirements without having sex. Passion basically just means there's physical attraction there and the sparks are flying. If one person wants more sex and one person wants less, that can be straining in the relationship, and more so than you think. However, if both people are fine with remaining abstinent till marriage, there shouldn't be a problem. In this case however, if the girlfriend continues to say no and the boyfriend can't come to accept that (which will be more understandable as more time passes) then yeah, it's not gonna work out.

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  simoncat  |  20

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  falafalo  |  20

Becoming a vet does not take longer than becoming a medical doctor. Both medical school and veterinary school take an additional four years after college.

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  Quiet_one  |  20

#68- I'm a vet student, and you are exactly right. That was the reasoning for myself and several of my classmates- we love the science and medicine, but people are gross. I'm perfectly fine cleaning an oozing, necrotic wound on a cat, but when my little brother scrapes his knee I have to fight back nausea. I know it makes no sense, but there it is.

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By  Pstraka6  |  28

There is a difference between work and pleasure. Try to understand where she is coming from especially if she enjoys being a veterinarian and she will likewise do the same for you!

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  Ameel_fml  |  28

And sticking your hand up a cow's butt isn't a sexual act anyway. The OP's girlfriend isn't doing it for her own pleasure; it's in her job description. So it's a bit strange that the OP is perceiving it that way. There's a big difference between performing a veterinary act on an animal, and the intimacy of sex.

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  FightMyLiger  |  41

OP can respect her accomplishments AND desperately want to get laid at the same time. This particular FML is OPs chance to anonymously vent about an area of his life that sucks (aka his sexlife). Give him a break FFS.

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