Gurior
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my virginal girlfriend of a year graduated from veterinary school. She can shove her arm shoulder-deep up a cow's ass without blinking, but still feels too insecure to even touch my penis. FML
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simplysarcastics 26
Respect her values dude, if you love her enough you will wait. And loosing her virginity is much different than her job.
fuzz97 23
well, you can't get pregnant from a cow's ass
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vanity113 9
Just realised that virgin sounds a whole lot like ******. Mind=blown.
noncom 12
No it doesn't.
CanadianCutie22 16
you poor soul
EUPHORlA 12
If you really loved your girlfriend you would wait until she's more comfortable. It's going to be hard but she'll open up eventually.
miss_paparazzi 1
You deserve a cow's penis up your ass, you human **** stain. I hope your balls atrophy into gangrenous pockets.
nidie 7
Maybe she want SM or something.
princessgoss_22 5
First of all you should respect her wishes if you actually love her, second of all why the hell are you comparing a vet palpating a pregnant cow to sex???? No relationship between the two....
journeytotheend 16
Pretty sure you just compared sex to a cows ass
picturescrazy 24
How are the two even comparable? -.-
born_hustla 26
You have quite a lot to work on!
sairvic 2
A cow isn't going to judge her if she ***** it up on the first try. (Or even every now and again)
mansen 15
nope, it won't judge her, but it may kick her.