Gurior
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my virginal girlfriend of a year graduated from veterinary school. She can shove her arm shoulder-deep up a cow's ass without blinking, but still feels too insecure to even touch my penis. FML
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simplysarcastics 26
Respect her values dude, if you love her enough you will wait. And loosing her virginity is much different than her job.
fuzz97 23
well, you can't get pregnant from a cow's ass
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onorexveritas 24
so you posted an fml complaining your girlfriend isn't loose? its her body man, respect it
bexxiiee 11
Good for her for having values! It's probably just too soon for her. You should respect that.
K410 18
Ydi for being greedy just be patient
paprika_pilipili_fml 14
You can't compare these two things ! Shoving her arm inside a cow will never have the same consequences as having sex with you !!! She's absolutely right to be careful about how far she goes with you, especially with you treating sex like it's just a matter of touching a piece of flesh... Smh
skysull19 4
You want that arm touching your dick?
hahagirl1 11
Respect your girlfriend, it's up to her when she wants to lose her virginity, not you.
haymaker14 1
Seriously dude? If you really love her you would be ok with waiting
gremlin_bros 19
Now that's a whole new level of suck!
tlust24 2
Break up with her not worth it
Rasetsu 10
Could be lesbian.